Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 31, 2010

According to H&R Block, you are supposed to have the baby before 11:59 PM New Years Eve. One minute later and you lost a years deduction. For twice the tax benefits, have twins. Tax day is only 105 days away. Have you turned 65 or blinded yourself yet?

Well that’s starting the new year off right.

I tried, Lewreader. I didn’t stop yet I need only slight correction for real close and real far.

The speaker’s thigh feathers kind of make faces as does the sign carrying hand of the stink bomb carrier.

Doc do you have more news???

Lewreader said, about 4 taxing remarks ago

According to H&R Block, you are supposed to have the baby before 11:59 PM New Years Eve. One minute later and you lost a years deduction. For twice the tax benefits, have twins.

I did also hear that’s not quite true–now the IRS only allows you to take 18 years of deductions for a kid. If that’s true, does it matter that much when the kid was born?

I think we should go on strike–

NO NEW FACES!! On Strike!! NEGOTIATE FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Storks on strike. They’ll have to carry pickles this year.

Lewreader……glad you’re back!

Face on the tail of stork at extreme right…..hee hee

Straining eyes have reported seeing faces again…. Get some bubbly and egg nog ready - Happy New Year! I wish…..

bmonk, it doesn’t bother me a bit. I don’t look for hidden faces….just hidden meanings.

Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, panda hippo gnu deer!

(I figure if the storks are on strike, we need a bunch of other animals to bring in the hippo gnu deer!)

I am afraid of bubbling egg nog!

Umm….. if they succeed in not getting a new year, how are they going to start it without stink bombs? It won’t start.

Sledge hammer called to say he knew what he was doing Ooops.

BMONK gets an award for extra effort!

That’s quite a load of achoo! they are carrying on the picket line.

Hi bmonk:

WE WISH YOU A HAREY CHRITHMATH WE WISH YOU A HAREY CHRITHMATH WE WISH YOU A HAREY CHRITHMATH AND A HOPPY NEW YEAR!!

And the Thame to you Thom!! and all youse Birdbrainiacs!!!

(Hint: Oooops! is LuvH8)

Hi Shytimes, I sometimes change my name and forget to put my real name in my avatar. I also sometimes don’t feel like commenting and fall behind. Ummm….. recently I have been Ooops, Humbug and Duckie is Angel (I was tryinging to get on Santa’s nice list.