Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2019

At least the litter box wasn’t too messy.

Of course, in a world full of anthropomorphic animals, expecting cats to open cans seems reasonable. Garfield’s managed it before using his claws.

Pig and rat can operate can openers, but cats can’t.

{face palm}

Ever read that Raymond Carver story where a couple stopped feeding the neighbor’s cat because they preferred copulation?

Open a can? What are humans for?

If cats had thumbs, they’d take over the world.

If the cat is hungry enough, it will open the can somehow.

Even Sylvester is lazy. He would rather (try to) catch Tweety Bird than open a can of cat food.

Goat should Can Pig if Pig Can’t open the Can.

Pig is conning Goat if he can make Goat think he can open a can of cat food.

Oh, Geez, and I thought that there was a double meaning by “Opening the Can”. After receiving canned cat food, the cat will need to take a quick trip to the can. Does Pig know how to “open that can”?

And one more thing, Pig, before you call one more “puddy tat” lazy, I know of a cat that can do massage. Can YOU do that???

Apparently, cats are kept and are the only animal incapable of speech.

I thought Jon Arbuckle was Garfield’s owner, not Goat. :)

Pull Tab top ? … Croc Power !

Good thing Pig wasn’t trying to feed Mr. Snuffles…

https://me.me/i/cats-in-middle-ages-diligent-went-to-mass-contributed-to-18974184

So Goat came home to find every bag in the grocery closet shredded open.

Lil Guard Cat can shoot rifles and bazookas, so what’s goat’s cat’s problem?

Did the CROCS die?

Too funny! Pastis hit a grand “Spam” on this one. ; ]

Cats can hear a can opener from a mile away, but they can’t operate one!

I’d laugh except I did the same thing once…

Goat: Pig, please feed my cat. Pig: To whom?

A real groaner. Haa Ha.

Pig is one of the weirdest characters in the comics. Maybe Steve needs to put Timmy Failure in here. I remember one with Total

…GARFIELD CROSSOVER!

How dumb is Pig? Or does he think that cats are like goats supposedly are, eaters of cans? (Sorry, Goat, but some of your lesser brethren are not highly regarded inall cases….)

No excuses, Pig!

He should have noticed on the second visit that the can from the first visit had not yet been opened. That should have tipped him off …

Goats cat can open a can.

Garfield can open a can by himself… with his electric can opener.