When relieving a swollen bladder (inflamed or not), I sometimes think of politicians (inflamed, failed, or not) … during BMs too (especially the loose ones) ….
Kinda harsh on the elevator mechanics today, aren’t we? Maybe that fate would be better directed to the failed politicians (which is 97.2% redundant). And what about the now-rare breed of elevator operators? Do they not deserve a commendation from The Lamist One?
Remembering my Father and Uncle and experiencing grain elevators from them. This elevator is used for storage before selling at market trade. The farmers also used grain bins near their field. Man it was so cool seeing some farm operations in my youth. Watch out for the bull after a dummy like my brother, who jumped the wrong fence.
The only thing swollen around here is the anticipation. If you are hoping for some lame valentine fruition, you may just get a face full of fecal plumage. Don’t expect any saving Grace.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
“I don’t trust my own judgement when I’m sober.”
—Otis Campbell
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Yes in the Froglandia Daily Gazette, come rub elbows with these cats. They have been rubbing for years.
INGSOC about 5 years ago
where the wild things are
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
And a cast of thousands.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
Cabaret reprise.
Ray*C about 5 years ago
I’ve never been chemically castrated. I get a lot of emails helping me do the opposite, though.
coltish1 about 5 years ago
All in a urologist’s day’s work.
Here’s a pretty amazing book about theories of elevator repair and maintenance, of all things: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Intuitionist
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
When relieving a swollen bladder (inflamed or not), I sometimes think of politicians (inflamed, failed, or not) … during BMs too (especially the loose ones) ….
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Aw, why’d you have to include the guy in a kangaroo suit?
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
I’ll take “swollen” for $400, Teresa. Ooooo, daily double!
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
If more elevators were faulty, and we had to take the stairs, we wouldn’t need all the Phytoline.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Man G, That mouse got away …
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Kinda harsh on the elevator mechanics today, aren’t we? Maybe that fate would be better directed to the failed politicians (which is 97.2% redundant). And what about the now-rare breed of elevator operators? Do they not deserve a commendation from The Lamist One?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Would this leave the service elevator inoperative? In a hotel the main kitchen on the first floor may connect to a banquet kitchen above.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Get off the X, danger Will Robinson.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Remembering my Father and Uncle and experiencing grain elevators from them. This elevator is used for storage before selling at market trade. The farmers also used grain bins near their field. Man it was so cool seeing some farm operations in my youth. Watch out for the bull after a dummy like my brother, who jumped the wrong fence.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 5 years ago
Tee! Tee! Tee! Goat news you can use! (Not that silly inflatable goat rodeo fluff you made-up out of whole cloth. This is science!)
http://tinyurl.com/RoastedGoatLungs
ransomknotts about 5 years ago
I was looking for this the other day. A little late, but here it is: https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2012/08/02
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Those are the members of the Froglandia political party, The Errant Tadpoles.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Seems just like yesterday!
But the maze these Froglandian ne’er-do-wells negotiate is amazing. Amazingly lame, even….
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
Accidental merging
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Hey 3Hour, but is this comic artichoke?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Best Cat Trap: make the cat curious of the mouse, thus curiosity will kill the cat.
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
Monitoring is ongoing … tick, tock ….
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
The only thing swollen around here is the anticipation. If you are hoping for some lame valentine fruition, you may just get a face full of fecal plumage. Don’t expect any saving Grace.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
3 deep breaths-blowing and in…blowing and in…blowing and in.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
How long, O Overlords, wilt thou continue to abuse us?
Bill Thompson about 5 years ago
I hope Teresa is all right!
The Old Wolf about 5 years ago
So GoComics has once again decided that Frog Applause is not worth updating? Burn the heretics!