Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 19, 2019

The moment he puts lemon on it, he shouts ….. Arrrgh.

And if you go down with the ship to Davy Jones’ Locker, it will soon become a nice pickle slice for your next burger.

Set sail for the Thousand Islands.

Just don’t carry your parrot on your shoulder; it might think it’s a snack.

I’ve been told that Prep H works too… swishy cousin… yeah…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA

That should help make your next island corn-quest a little easier.

Ah… multitasking

Humans are 96% water, we are basically cucumbers with anxiety.

Beauty tip from Elizabeth Arrghden.

The puffy bags are fat accumulations from high triglycerides, LDL cholesterol, bad diet, and scratching it with your hook.

Don’t like cucumbers! So that settles that.

I"m going to need a lot of cucumbers.

They didn’t call him the Dapper Pirate for nothing!

“…but, i did have to get rid of the parrot. kept trying to eat it.”

First I lost my hand.

How did you lose the eye?

First day with the hook.

Would like some vinaigrette with that?

Arghh, you think it silly, then walk the plank!

Not “only covers the eye,” but “covers only the eye.” The placement of “only” in a sentence is crucial to the correct understanding of the sentence. Here are humorous examples of the difference:

Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.

I only poked him in his eye with my stick.

I poked only him in his eye with my stick.

I poked him only in his eye with my stick.

I poked him in his only eye with my stick.

I poked him in his eye only with my stick.

I poked him in his eye with my only stick.

I poked him in his eye with my stick only.