Robert Ariail for February 10, 2019

Those tax returns are up there somewhere. Maybe Sean Hannity has seen them.

Sure to find something gross.

And I’m not talking processed hamberder.

Gonna need a bigger scale.

Better triple glove it.

Screw the gloves! Get a Haz-Mat Suit and a Jackhammer!

He’ll find a sign saying “Putin was here”.

Karma!

Hey, we finally found Jimmy Hoffa…

I have often wondered if there is a tattoo which encircles the entrance which reads “Abandon all hope ye who enter here”.

I can picture orange chicken spewing all over the office.

Americans give medals for almost every action.. is there one for probing the trumps butt?

Ewwwww!

Bite the pillow, tiny. They are going in dry.

Be sure to be thorough, methodical, probe long and deep. We want to make sure that he’s a healthy old racist pervert.

“As your Commander-in-Chief, I order you to deep-six that report, sailor.

I have some suggestions for your press briefing on this napkin. Just read around the special-sauce stains."

He might even find Sarah Suckabee Sanders brain in there.

He’s about to use the whole fist.

Ain’t enough money in the history of humans!