I watched Monty Pythons Holy Grail instead, the politics are so much better.
WOMAN: I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomouscollective.
DENNIS: You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship.A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes—
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That’s what it’s all about if only people would—
WOMAN: We don’t have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarchosyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,—
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,eh? That’s what I’m on about — did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn’t you?
I went to bed after all the new women in Congress stood up. Hubby stayed up and watched the whole thing. I noticed he’d taken a shower before he came to bed.
Oh no! Nancy Pelosi allowed one of her eyes to widen after that barrage of toxic spew. Here come the headlines: PELOSI FREAKS OUT DURING SOTU: IS THIS THE KIND OF LEADERSHIP WE NEED?
People who try to analyze Trump are stepping into deep quicksand (or dog doo), indeed. Yet I should point out that one of the MOST noticeable personality/brain/mind/soul defects in Trump is his Messiah Complex—even though he’s a helluva lot closer to Judas than Jesus!
Adam Schiff said, The House Intelligence Committee voted to release all witness transcripts from our Russia investigation to the Department of Justice and Special Counsel Mueller.
No, let the investigations CONTINUE! (I just hope that Barr has some sense of his place in history, if not a sense of ethics, and will actually release the Mueller Report in full……..)
What we see pictured here is the utmost in rare phenomena, the like of which you will not witness again in your lifetime (unless you come back to this cartoon): Truth in speech-making. A sobering example of why we are not allowed to read each other’s minds, ’cuz heaven knows listening to each other run our mouths is ’bout all we can take.
lopaka about 5 years ago
I would like to see what psychology will have to say about the trumpster after is gone from office.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I love how Nancy looks like she’s just stroked out, but Pence, being completely dead inside, hasn’t moved…….or breathed even.
kaffekup about 5 years ago
I love how, on my phone, putting text in a red box makes it stand out from the page.
braindead Premium Member about 5 years ago
Don’t forget how absolutely touching it was that President Bone Spurs spent so much time talking about D-Day soldiers who actually had courage.
Ontman about 5 years ago
I can’t believe I watched the whole thing…plop plop fizz fizz.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago
Thank God “The Orville” was available to watch. THAT was well written, intelligent and entertaining, unlike the fat-ass and his lie-a-thon!
rorie about 5 years ago
Good one, Mr. Ohman!!
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
I watched Monty Pythons Holy Grail instead, the politics are so much better.
WOMAN: I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomouscollective.
DENNIS: You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship.A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes—
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That’s what it’s all about if only people would—
WOMAN: We don’t have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarchosyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,—
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,eh? That’s what I’m on about — did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn’t you?
Dani Rice about 5 years ago
I went to bed after all the new women in Congress stood up. Hubby stayed up and watched the whole thing. I noticed he’d taken a shower before he came to bed.
casonia2 about 5 years ago
Good one, Jack!
Kip W about 5 years ago
Oh no! Nancy Pelosi allowed one of her eyes to widen after that barrage of toxic spew. Here come the headlines: PELOSI FREAKS OUT DURING SOTU: IS THIS THE KIND OF LEADERSHIP WE NEED?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 5 years ago
And Pence’s expression never changes. Good dog, Mike!
Monchoxyz about 5 years ago
Glad that nut is out of office.
El Cobbo Grande about 5 years ago
I don’t care what it says, I just want him gone before our official language is Russian
Godfreydaniel about 5 years ago
People who try to analyze Trump are stepping into deep quicksand (or dog doo), indeed. Yet I should point out that one of the MOST noticeable personality/brain/mind/soul defects in Trump is his Messiah Complex—even though he’s a helluva lot closer to Judas than Jesus!
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Adam Schiff said, The House Intelligence Committee voted to release all witness transcripts from our Russia investigation to the Department of Justice and Special Counsel Mueller.
8:42 AM – 6 Feb 2019
Let the investigations begin!
Godfreydaniel about 5 years ago
No, let the investigations CONTINUE! (I just hope that Barr has some sense of his place in history, if not a sense of ethics, and will actually release the Mueller Report in full……..)
dogday Premium Member about 5 years ago
What we see pictured here is the utmost in rare phenomena, the like of which you will not witness again in your lifetime (unless you come back to this cartoon): Truth in speech-making. A sobering example of why we are not allowed to read each other’s minds, ’cuz heaven knows listening to each other run our mouths is ’bout all we can take.