Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 23, 2019

Just pick them up and cuddle them.

If the wife looks back, she may be a-salt-ed

is this a youtube channel???

Also cover your ears !

Hey, they’re delicious if you prepare them right! Just ask Alf. Kind of like veal as opposed to the actual cat.

And your doom is sealed when they start to purr.

“We start fires.”

There’s a species native to the forests of Sri Lanka, the rusty-spotted cat (Prionailurus rubiginosus), that’s the world’s smallest. They’re freakin’ adorable, and they remain so into adulthood.

I am able to not look at them, not a cat person.

I didn’t develop my allergy to cats until I was 16. The hardest thing to learn was to give up petting and playing with kittens.

Kittens turn into cats. One of the sadder facts of life.

There is an episode of the cartoon “Fin & Jake” where they are attacked by the too cute little people who want to conquer and for people to stop calling them cute.

I have the scars to prove it. Don’t look away, don’t drop your guard, and whatever you do, don’t sleep.

Don’t feed them after midnight!

These kittens’ tails are not the adorable little pointy kind. They are clearly little evil adorable alien kittens imperfectly disguised as the other, domestic kind that loves to attack our slippers (while we are wearing them) and run down the hall in wild abandon at 2 AM.