Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 12, 2019

Whenever the students form an angry mob, Herkimer is the one listing their demands.

Parent: “You can always make your own…”

Kid: I’ll take this 50-pack!

I thought love meant never having to say anything?

The one with caterpillars would more likely say: “You make my skin crawl”… or: “You creep me out”!

And what do you say to Ferny and Marigold?

Having just gone through this with my grandson, you buy or make a bunch of generic ones that all say the same thing.

There was a General Herkimer… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Herkimer

Mebbe she meant Herkermer Homolka

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112715/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

I never cared this much about my Valentine’s cards…

My daughter wants to give everyone in her 5th grade class slime. They’ll probably love it.

Many of my imaginary friends are composite characters……..

When I was in elementary school, it wasn’t hard to get variety packs. I’d save the ones I liked best for the people I liked best.

I’ve always been told to “say it with flowers” – so I mailed her a cactus…

So then she and Max are just in the like stage then, as opposed to like like?

There is a Herkimer. It’s a town in upstate New York.