That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 01, 2019

It was a nap that dare not speak its name.

After waiting a few hours for their dates to show up, they eventually discovered that they accidentally sat on them.

This was a big problem in the olden days … before digital watches.

You get all dressed up for the ball and then realize it’s tomorrow.

“Oh dearest Mama! Whatever shall I do?”

“Try shifting to your right. Your head’s so fat I feel like I’m breast feeding a bowling ball.”

“Wait – Now I’m thinking it was the THC cookies we were supposed to eat, not the CBD.”

I found her diary, and she says that she was a stable man’s daughter, but I can tell she was lying when she says only the horsemen knew her! (an oldie but a goodie!)

“This book is a bit bori….zzzzz.”

“Self Hypnosis For Dummies”

“zzzzz…Myrtle, as long as we have to keep wearing these drapes for clothes we’re going to have a hard time getting up and around..zzzzzz…”

I can see that Ann Coulter’s new book is a real page-turner!

Auguste Toulmouche (French, 1829-1890), “An Afternoon Idyll”, auctioned by Christie’s in 2005 for $120,000. This artist seems to have had a thing for sweetly romantic girl on girl action, sometimes seemingly involving minors.

Why on Thanksgiving Day, you always DVR the games.

And they dreamed their dreamy little dreams…

“Sending Telegrams for Dummies”

Yes, it’s a SLEEPER, for sure.

“Dream a little dream of me…”

An Afternoon Idyll: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Auguste_Toulmouche_-_An_Afternoon_Idyll.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. See Other versions for the strip coloration image.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1538 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/auguste-toulmouche 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/t/toulmouc/biograph.html 

https://www.markmurray.com/auguste-toulmouche-paintings-for-sale/ 

http://www.galeriearyjan.com/pdf-2-847-848-toulmouche-auguste--le-baiser-2.htm 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2011/11/07?comments=visible 

has the prior work (my just added comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2129 (January 31, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

The book was so boring, they fell asleep after page two.

Not much of a ‘How to’ book, is it? We’ve done all this already.

“Monica, zzzz..if you read it that way at the audition, zzzz..I don’t think you’re going to get the part..zzzzzz

It was a dark and stormy… zzzz

Because of her narcolepsy, Mimi always tied her big blue cushion in the back of her apron for sudden and unexpected naps. :>)

My wife likes to find books by authors that are technically skilled but pedantic. That way, wen she wakes up at 2 am, she turns on night light, reads a little, and falls right back asleep (1950’s SF is really good for this)