Jeff Stahler for February 01, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Little green aliens in a space ship? I doubt any border wall would have stopped them.

    In any case, I’ll “take them to our (fake) ‘leader’ ” only if they promise to take him back with them to wherever they came from. (Just have a porn star dangle some Big Macs and he’ll follow you willingly).

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    Kind&Kinder  about 5 years ago

    They’ve gone back to school; we haven’t got any intelligence.

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    wiatr  about 5 years ago

    At least THEY know not to bother with Mr Irrelevant.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    And people say that immigrants are a threat to National Security? Trump has alienated our allies, believed what our enemies have told him and set American against American.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Obviously, not the White House or the Senate.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Direct them to counterintelligence and collect a reward.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    We certainly don’t have a leader.

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    Guess they could look in the Yellow Pages.

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    Very old comic schtik: 24" tall green men land on earth. First person they meet is a 6’ playboy model. Leader takes one look and says: lead me to your ladder. I’ll see your leader later.

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    Any intelligent alien being would give this planet a wide berth.

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t they be asking for the blatherers on Fox News?

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    Scoutmaster77  about 5 years ago

    When they are done with Trump I hope they let us know the lab results.

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    genome_project Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The point of the cartoon is they are specifically NOT asking to be taken to “Your Leader”, as the old saying go, but to your intelligence agencies instead.

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    Bryan Farht  about 5 years ago

    We have lots of agencies, but I’m sorry but we lost our intelligence.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    OT, just for the fun of it. In my old neighborhood we had Grover Cleveland High School.

    First question: Do you think that we will ever have a president named Grover again?

    Second question: The only distinguishing thing about Cleveland was that he was the only president to serve two, non-consecutive terms, so why did he get a high school named after him?

    Third question: Do you think there will ever be a Donald J. Trump High School?

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    Spock  about 5 years ago

    Agencies? Yes. Intelligence? There was this guy some years ago… but he’s dead now. Sorry.

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