Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2019

Alright, why is everyone suddenly getting chicken feet over the Highway…The Highw…The Hig…I’m gonna go hide under my bed.

Dames!

The Highwayman: the one thing Cobra and Breezy fear, and with reason.

Remind me: why was Breezy a bigwig at the Agency and not Rip?

I remember an old trucking comic from the 70’s- the Highwayman was the villain.

And that, my friends, is what a tizzy looks like.

Will there also be some tots to go with that Manwich?

I expected more fire in a redhead’s belly.

And there’s baby Hardwire and R.J. to think about

Wait…I’m not buying this. I mean I can see Breezy running for the hills. She’s about as tough as a corgi in a foot of snow. But Cobra? Have we seen the Highwayman since this alternate reality flip?

I wonder if this is a “Waylon Jennings” sort of Highwayman, or if he’s more of a “Willie Nelson.” Either way, Rip is headed for outlaw country.

Seriously, Cobra afraid of the Highwayman? Why do I get the feeling this isn’t the real Cobra? (KA-IMPOSTOR!?)

Hope we haven’t seen the last of the Sheriff.

Cobra’s been hangin’ out at the donut shop too long, she’s gone soft.

I’m sure they’ve caught up to Rock by now…

Suddenly, three’s a ka-rowd!

ka-manwich

Well, at the risk of possibly being rude, I just noticed that Cobra has a signifiant bosom. Just saying… (woof!)