Where’d he get that liner? How does he get in the mood without thousands of Egyptians chasing him? His robe looks too hot to wear in a warm pool room considering the high dew point. If the kids vaccinations aren’t up to date, they may get an infection from his staph.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
No, I think Moses made the Egyptian rival lose.
Bilan about 5 years ago
So, that’s how Mark Spitz won those seven gold medals!
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
The Pharaoh’s chariots are just behind getting ready for their race!
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
That wasn’t kosher.
cdward about 5 years ago
It’s an old theme. Of course, Jesus won because he just ran across the water. Didn’t even have to wait to part it.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Let my people swim!
uniquename about 5 years ago
Hey, that’s not phar-oll!
The home pool was called the “Red Sea”.
It only works for freestyle. Otherwise you’re not doing the right stroke.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
They’ve come to a parting of the waves!
DM2860 about 5 years ago
Actually, touching the bottom of the pool immediately disqualifies the swimmer.
Nuliajuk about 5 years ago
Oh… so this explains that weird recurring dream where I go to the pool, it’s almost drained, and I’m trying to swim in about 10" of water.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Well, that’s taking the ‘swim’ out the swim meet.
BTW, his regular job is working for the Patriot’s Skunkworks Department.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago
That home-teamer in the dry lane seems not to understand what’s going on. Shoulda shown up more often at practice, I’m thinking.
Mentor397 about 5 years ago
I hope you don’t mind, I’m printing this one out. Dad’ll get a kick out of this one.
amaneaux about 5 years ago
Did Moses apply for permission to do that, or did he part the red tape?
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Won’t work for the back-stroke event.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
Hydrophobic.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
At least he didn’t turn the water to blood.
RetFor about 5 years ago
I thought it was gonna say he was the best lifeguard…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Later ruled illegal.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Where’d he get that liner? How does he get in the mood without thousands of Egyptians chasing him? His robe looks too hot to wear in a warm pool room considering the high dew point. If the kids vaccinations aren’t up to date, they may get an infection from his staph.
TurbosDad about 5 years ago
Ah, the old “Divide and Conquer” maneuver…