Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 12, 2019

To talk with Nick?

Between that and the coffee machine should set his kidneys floating.

He’ll need the water after drinking all that coffee.

Of course you did, Adam. That will solve the problem.

With you nap to production ratio I’m thinking the last thing you need is another distraction. But bottled water might be good for you. You know, lead, mercury, micro-plastics and all that.

What did you put in your coffee, Miss? Can I have some?

And don’t forget about the office gossip.

It ain’t that great.

Ba-da-bum

Just hang around the coffee pot you already have.

I hope he doesn’t expect her to hang around the water cooler and talk about the big game.

If they had water coolers when Jesus was there – everybody would hang around hoping…

Missed his chance! A better answer would have been, “No, if I did that, Mr Harrell wouldn’t have anything to write about”.