B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 07, 2019

Yeah, but you would look a little funny…

You wouldn’t want to, if you ever read the comments left on Family Circus.

“I wish I was a Knight!”

“I wish I was a Day!”

“I Wish that all the Voters, TRULY had a SAY!”

I wish today’s strip was funny.

They both look stoned.

If you were in ‘Family Circus’, you’d just be one of the gremlins, like ‘Not Me’.

Wishy washy.

I laughed AND enjoyed the three-cartoonist reference. I assume it was a callout to Bill, not Chon.

your skull isn’t watermelon-shaped enough

No problem, simply ask for a transfer. Fill out Comic Form 1378 in triplicate, submit with the application fee and wait 8 weeks for disapproval.

Considering Family Circus is the most widely circulated comic, I’m not surprised.

I wish I were – subjunctive case. (Grammar nazi clown, the worst of all worlds.) Bwahahahaha!

I know that felling, anywhere but here. :P

Should have pronounced “knight” in Pythonese, i.e. “kuh-nig-it”, to avoid the confusion.

I bet they both wish Cameron Diaz was there.

I wish I was in Peanuts…

Maybe he really meant: “I wish I was in Family Feud”?

Egads, Peter, if you’re that depressed, institutionalize yourself!

I wish I may,

I wish I might,

Have the wish,

I wish tonight

Being that this is the Hot House future Earth, they get their information from nightly brain educators that are hidden away in their caves made for them while they were grown and nurtured in vats originally. But things aren’t always working out the way it was planned so many years before global civilization collapsed.

They are Earth’s last hope. Until that other civilization was found over seas that seems to be well advanced.

I don’t have to wish. I am a knight