Pickles by Brian Crane for February 14, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  about 5 years ago

    Still better than the limerick Earl was working on.

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    There’s a can of Chef Boyardee in the pantry.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the end of Calvin’s poem for Mother’s Day: “There, I said it. Now I’m done. So how about getting out of bed and cooking breakfast for your son?”

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    shadowdwellr6352  about 5 years ago

    Templo, I enjoy your posts. They’re thoughtful and kind. :)

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    uncleskull  about 5 years ago

    Rhymes nicely!

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    Display  about 5 years ago

    Ah, the delicate balance of love – hubby who spends $3.96 on a perfume from the discontinued rack versus wifey who finishes the prime rib, lobster tail, and champagne and says “Thanks for the snack” (or vice versa). Today this is our version of an O. Henry story all too often.

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    dadoctah  about 5 years ago

    I’ll share one I wrote many years ago….

    You were the angel

    Of my dreams.

    Oh, why did you have

    To join the Marines?

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    Anathema Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Another Valentine cards that would be better unwritten.

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    How about some Garlic Toast with that pasta !

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    Not exactly stoking romantic fires with that one, Earl.

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    indysteve9  about 5 years ago

    Oh Earl, you’re such a romantic. LOL!

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    Opal asks “Do I have a choice”…..yes, she could have walked out of the room….

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    iggyman  about 5 years ago

    Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Opal to Earl:

    Roses are red,

    There are cans on the shelf…

    I’m going out to dinner…

    You can cook for yourself.

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    iggyman  about 5 years ago

    Everyone knows roses are red, the spaghetti will soon be on top of your head!

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    forsyth  about 5 years ago

    Opal is a grouch. These 2 are in a “catch 22” of incivility.

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    It the thought that counts.

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    Teddy bear Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Earl is such a silver toned romantic

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    rcavender  about 5 years ago

    The way to a man’s heart….

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    How romantic!

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    Bookworm  about 5 years ago

    A real Chef Boyardee moment.

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    Fiammata  about 5 years ago

    I like spaghetti, too!

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    Herb L 1954  about 5 years ago

    There once was an Earl from Nantucket,he was close to kicking the bucket ;(

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m going with meatloaf instead; HER favorite.

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    ascha35-gocomics  about 5 years ago

    I Googled Ensign magazine that she is reading. It’s from the Mormon church. They have a great free genealogy website.

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    Jeff0811  about 5 years ago

    First poem I ever wrote to my wife, she lived in Washington state before we got married:

    A snow covered mountain

    A grass covered hill

    The beauty of these

    I’ve had my fill

    Their beauty does

    By comparison fade

    To you my darling

    Who I wanna get laid.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 5 years ago

    at least, Opal, it is an easy fix for a valentine gift for Earl – one can opener coming up!

    a poem -

    a meal -

    an easy solution -

    to a Valentine’s gift deal

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    Saturday's Child  about 5 years ago

    When you take me on that trip to Italy, dear. :)

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    PoppaBob Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Spaghetti, spaghettiWith meatballs and sauce,When will you learn, EarlThat Pearl is the boss?

    Hey, everyone, you all need to know that Earl and Pearl are now and always have been very much in love. Happy Valentine’s Day to all!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 5 years ago

    He’s a great lover.

    He can love more than one thing or person at a time.

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    Moon57Shine  about 5 years ago

    Earl truly believes in the adage, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”

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    pcolli  about 5 years ago

    “Go to the kitchen, / Open a can. / Don’t say I’m bitchen, / You’re only a man.”

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    JudyHendrickson  about 5 years ago

    hahaha!!! funny!!!

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    whenlifewassimpler  about 5 years ago

    Oh Earl I love ya….LOL

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    celtickat53  about 5 years ago

    Earl is SUCH a romantic.

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    Old Asdirt  about 5 years ago

    Here is a bed stuffed with the finest down,

    And pulled back is a rare and lacy coverlet,

    Here also is a lady too lovely to ever forget,

    I think I love you lady so please lay yourself down.

    Old Asdirt

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    Charles Hoeft  about 5 years ago

    In about five seconds when Opal dumps it over your head Earl

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    davetb1956  about 5 years ago

    Definitely should have bought one at a store.

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    Sensei Le Roof  about 5 years ago

    Will our poet ever get pasta his hangups?

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