Ordinary Bill by William Wilson for June 04, 2021

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    mickjam  almost 3 years ago

    Should wear oven mitts, like George Costanza when he became a hand model.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You still should wash them, occasionally..

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    well-i-never  almost 3 years ago

    And I’m able to spy on them through a culvert! It’s like magic! Now, like it or not, I have to go do the dishes with my machinist hands.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 3 years ago

    My brain is much more valuable than my hands. And don’t get me started on the value of my mouth … [He said, suddenly realizing how weird it sounded.]

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah. Bill needs to insure those hands.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 3 years ago

    Ten grand a year? I hope Isis has a gd jb.

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    a swino  almost 3 years ago

    I watched a 60s fantasy rom com called “How to Murder Your Wife” a while ago. Stars Jack Lemmon as a wealthy Manhattan playboy newspaper cartoonist. As I said, fantasy.

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