The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for September 23, 2021

Just call the police.

when did his paws become hands?

He’s a cat, what did you expect him to say?

Well, Hooman Beans as a species are “social and predatory”, which is a pretty dangerous combination.

Still going to be in corporate management, I see.

Know Thyself. And Cat always knows.

Well, Mr. Cat, that’s just the sort of person we here at Murder Inc. are looking for.