Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 16, 2019

You have no idea how lucky you are for getting out of the kiss of a crab, Schroeder…

well, aren’t you (temporally) relieved, Schroeder?

Looks like a win-win situation to me.

that’s how I thought this ended. I just wasn’t sure. Charles Schulz based the Lucy charactor on his first wife.

Get the smelling salts ready for when Schroeder passes out from relief.

Woah, didn’t pick that! Go Lucy!

But it’s not like she will stop asking him to kiss her over his piano.

Oh well

Lucy’s finest hour.

Happy for her that her dignity is still intact.

The torture she put Schroeder through is enough! Nice one, Lucy!

Liberated from Love! Now go home to your cats and feel smug.

Lucy will regret that one when she realized she missed her kiss she’s been after for years

Schroeder won’t miss this kiss for this Miss!

Lucy’s most dignified moment?

Poor Schroeder…..She"ll hold this over his head for years. He’d have been better off giving the kiss and being done with it.

and then she’ll wonder why Schroder isn’t interested in her…

I thought I’d read all the Peanuts cartoons. This one made me laugh.

Oooooh, good for you Lucy!

Still! That was the motivation you needed to hit that ball, Lucy!

I just gained respect for Lucy for the first time. Bravo!

And a failure to get a kiss.

Boy is Schroeder lucky. I’ve heard that Lucy’s kiss is worse than her bite.

Surprised the heck out of me! Hang women’s lib!! I’d wouldn’t give up that opportunity, even if it WAS grudgingly given.

Oh save it Lucy you’ll be trying to kiss Schroeder next week.

And twenty years later we meet Mr. Schroeder Van Pelt…

How much you wanna bet Schroeder is actually a little disappointed?

Good move, Lucy!!

Way to go Lucy! That is much more than a sensual kiss.

She got a run but balked at scoring.