FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 19, 2019

I once had a buzz from a Rock Star energy drink about a decade ago. After it wore off and I was getting worn out myself, I vowed to never again take the stuff. Of course, I didn’t take it to help me stay awake for a homework assignment.

I feel that way when my blood-sugar is too low. Heart rate increases, jittery.

It’s a strange case…

One thing is for sure, he will not be able to sleep.

Peter looks hilarious in that last panel.

Shake it off.

That had to taste pretty awful….

I once went to an Italian restaurant with some friends of mine, and one guy tried espresso for the first time in his life. He liked it so much that he had two more cups. He didn’t sleep a wink that night and swore that he would never have espresso again.

As I recall, Stevenson’s classic is less than 100 pages long.

Between frequent fatigue (finally got a diagnosis, so that should be getting better) and leftover ADD symptoms, I definitely feel like this is what I need some days!

Don’t let this give you any ideas, folks… this amount of caffeine could land you in the hospital.

That has to be hazardous for your health.

it’s been fun, but I don’t think I’ll stick around for the whole trip back to now.

I never sleep at night.

how many cups do one of those jars of “Folder’s” crystals make? I think the lethal dose of caffeine is in 76 cups of coffee? I’m reminded of a story where a guy killed himself with a super energy drink he made by dissolving caffeine pills, the drink he made was the equivalent of downing like 30 vials of 5 hour energy at once or something.

Peter turns in a book report over 500 pages long. The Teacher takes one look at it and says it’s completely illegible. Peter says “Oh, I invented a new language while I was waiting for the pen to cool down…”