Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 14, 2019

Because he isn’t wearing his glasses, you dope!

the contract would still be legal but it could also later be used to show the guy could not read it so it could be voided.

‘John Hamhock’ … Hadn’t heard it that way before – but I like it! … Great, now I’m ‘hongry’, (but NOT for ham hocks)!! ;)

Jim has done it before by breaking tradition with the annual birthday strip. Last year’s was very nice, but, ok’ We had a big dose of nostalgia with the 100th Anniversary, so we’ll let Jim slide on this. Happy 98th Skeezix!

I’ve never met Jim Scanerlez but if I did I would give him a hardy handshake, look him dead in the eye and then vomit upon his face. As a sign of fellowship.

Maybe he DID sign it “John Hamhock”.

Instead of gawking at them through the window, Ruthless and Jor-El should burst in there singing, “Here we come to save the day!” Surely they must be at least as formidable as the species that sang a variant of that line more than a half century ago…..

Time for Joel to load some Pipe Tobacco and get cracking !

He’s still here but not talking. Hope he is okay.

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