Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 18, 2019

And I’ve also a dragon sitting on top of it.

Glad he got it off his chest!

Sort of like putting your money in different banks I suppose. I could work. I mean during the great recession a diversified stock portfolio meant you lost money in many things instead of just one.

And in the next recession, he’ll be the one who still has money.

And the Fink’s tax collector is hiding behind the bookcase taking notes.

Shouldn’t those be scrolls on the shelf rather than books?

Unless you plan to wipe his mind after this, telling where you are hiding all you gold is not a good idea.

All that glitters is not gold.

“…and if that doesn’t do it, I can transform a few more tons into gold.”