First, bury that “gift” somewhere far, far away.Second, take her out for a nice dinner. Somewhere that knows how to make a good beetloaf I suppose. Third, remember to raise the kids allowances. Blackmail is an ugly thing, don’t make them resort to it.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
um… at least Roger didn’t give Andy a cookbook with artery-clogging recipes
DarthRevan about 5 years ago
The cot?!? He’ll be lucky if he gets to sleep on the carpet!
Arbitrary about 5 years ago
You still have time to amend this horrible mistake!
hermit48 about 5 years ago
Page, that would be a “yes”.
flyertom about 5 years ago
That’s in retaliation for the nose-hair trimmer she got him last year.
Little Caesar about 5 years ago
“You only look good when I’ve got my beer goggles on……”
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
She didn’t seem impressed with the thigh master last year.
cdward about 5 years ago
I wonder what Mom got Dad…
silverking1953 about 5 years ago
He could go buy a new bathroom scale?
daijoboo Premium Member about 5 years ago
Chocolate, dude. L.A. Burdick ships.
clayusmcret Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ahh, the lead-balloon of gifts for the middle-aged love of your life. DOH!
car2ner about 5 years ago
what lady at the cosmetic counter talked him into this?
MikeM_inMD about 5 years ago
Wrinkle cream for Valentine’s Day? NO! That’s what you give for a birthday present!
tripwire45 about 5 years ago
Sounds like the home fires between Roger and Andy have cooled off since they had Jason.
scyphi26 about 5 years ago
What were you THINKING, man?!
smartgrr about 5 years ago
I would love it if my husband bought me wrinkle cream. They are so expensive!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Anybody remember an obscure early ’90s movie called White Palace? Do NOT buy her a vacuum cleaner!
LeonStauffer about 5 years ago
First, bury that “gift” somewhere far, far away.Second, take her out for a nice dinner. Somewhere that knows how to make a good beetloaf I suppose. Third, remember to raise the kids allowances. Blackmail is an ugly thing, don’t make them resort to it.
Durak Premium Member about 5 years ago
We want dailies!
When do we want them?
Daily!
1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago
Sleep on a cot? He’d be lucky to be offered a place in the garden – And February winter isn’t nearly as nice as June…. 8^)
Concretionist about 5 years ago
But, but, it’s chocolate wrinkle cream!
kab2rb about 5 years ago
Listen to the kid’s dad. do not give as a gift.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
On Valentines Day, I always go for the slinky lingerie. I also get something nice for the wife.
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
Violets are blue, roses are red, Roger was stupid, and now Roger’s dead.
Deanna about 5 years ago
BAHAHAHAHA
TechnoMama over 3 years ago
Seven Deadly Sins.
_Kvill almost 2 years ago
Better rethink your decision in a chronological way before the decision you forgot to amend becomes a problem built on karma, Roger!