The fellow in front of us at a funeral ignored the service and played with his phone the entire time. When we all stood and saluted as the flag was folded and presented to the wife he remained seated until is wife poked him. Then, when he put his right hand over his heart he changed the phone to his left hand. Why did he even bother to show up? I wanted to bash him with a hymnal!
I get the feeling that the artist knows little about Fortnite. In that game, you play against 90-100 people. Even if you were playing with a randomly matched teammate, you would have no way of knowing where he’s from.
Farside99 about 5 years ago
He’s about to get his phone shoved…um…oops…there?
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Boy, he will long for his bachelorhood soon!
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
I sense a lot of cold nights on the couch for this idiot. Besides, I don’t even know what game Fortnite is.
Dani Rice about 5 years ago
The fellow in front of us at a funeral ignored the service and played with his phone the entire time. When we all stood and saluted as the flag was folded and presented to the wife he remained seated until is wife poked him. Then, when he put his right hand over his heart he changed the phone to his left hand. Why did he even bother to show up? I wanted to bash him with a hymnal!
Nuliajuk about 5 years ago
Not too late to call off the wedding.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Message to Bride-to-be: Run now! It never ends!
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
I sense someone has commitment issues.
Pedmar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hah! The joke’s on him. His opponent is actually in Toledo.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 5 years ago
No, it won’t last too long, oh you mean the ceremony.
Taracinablue about 5 years ago
I get the feeling that the artist knows little about Fortnite. In that game, you play against 90-100 people. Even if you were playing with a randomly matched teammate, you would have no way of knowing where he’s from.