Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 17, 2019

Wow! I think that’s the poofiest we’ve ever seen Puck! You really wouldn’t like Puck when he’s angry…

Puck’s eyes look redder in the last panel.

I think Elvis is more interested in tormenting Puck than the actual drill. >.>

You want a warning?

“Watch out you don’t get kilt.”

Ok, Elvis, don’t abuse the power of The Whistle.

We need an accommodation for Lupin! How is he supposed to participate when he can’t hear the whistle? Maybe Puck’s fur will tip him off that the vacuum monster is coming?

Don’t unleash the beast within him, Elvis!

That last panel had me laughing out loud!

Elvis has become unhinged.

It’s not easy to get Puck to poof!

Elvis is right. Disaster can strike at any time, and it doesn’t give a warning whistle.

And while they are struggling for possession of the whistle, the vacuum could lunge out at them. They would be doomed.

Elvis’s fang in the last panel! And that a little drool coming out of the slit in the whistle?

I just love that fat whistle. It’s so cute.

A petrified Puck poof puff!

I know lots of readers of bcn like to talk.. I don’t as my writing/typing make me look like I’m in middle school. I do like to read what everyone has to say and I will miss our past bard with stories of Meg and the rest. May he rest his pen/keyboard in peace.

Has anyone talked to Bear in the past few months?

Holy cow Puck! I didn’t think he could puff out like that! Elvis you better be careful, you don’t want to make sweet Puff mad at you.

I love Pucky’s eyebrows. They are very expressive.

“This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,

This ain’t no fooling around

No time for naping, or second breakfast,

I ain’t got time for that now"

from tail warning poof to full on body poof, beware!

What good will the whistle do for Lupin there Elvis?

You best come up with something with flashing lights.

When I was in elementary school, during grades K-2, I’d become absolutely unglued when there was a fire drill. It was so bad my teacher had to let me know in advance that it would be a practice drill. Knowing that, I could handle it. Eventually I learned that the school alarms were drills and didn’t have to be warned. (I think my fear stemmed from seeing a local hotel burn down and a neighbor’s garage catch fire. Being caught in a building fire is still my biggest fear.)

I wholeheartedly agree with Puck; Elvis certainly lacks the sort of temperament that can be trusted with a whistle!

Fight, fight, fight!

“Fate gives no warning”…..wow!

Wow, face poof!!

Good morning and happy Purrsday, orbsters and orbabies. Puck, my sweet kitty, that is some truly awesome poofage you’ve got going on there. I think that if Elvis keeps this up, you are going to make him eat that whistle!

On the home front, our matched set of colds are still going strong. My knitting is suffering consequently.

“You don’t have the temperament for a whistle.” :):) :)

…and now I’m flashing on the Brady Bunch episode when Bobby and Cindy were having the family do practice fire drills

Puck: “Don’t make me poof. You wouldn’t like me when I poof!”

Elvis: “Tweet?! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TWEET !!!”

Lol Elvis’s face when he’s chewing on the wistle love it :)

I havethe feeling that Puck is very formidable once riled. Let’s keep him calm and sweet, Elvis.

“Fate gives no warning”. Indeed. The Black Swan poops when and where it will.

“You don’t have the temperament for a whistle.”

I wish I had a dollar for every time I’ve been told that.

Give Puck that whistle. Elvis…you can’t handle the toot!

This one is very funny to me, Puck is usually more calm. I like the part “you don’t have the temperament for a whistle” how true!!!

Poor Puck everything makes him nervous, when you have Elvis the instigator around.

I’ve been recuperating from a tooth extraction Monday. It was very unpleasant. The dentist said, when done, it was a tough one. Yeah, you can say that again. It’s been a week of pain meds and antibiotics and sleeping and repeat. Best thing about it, it’s in the rear-view mirror!!

Elvis doesn’t have the temperament for a lot of things.

Before BCN I’d never heard “poof” in that context. I’ve always called it “getting fluffy.”

…or the lips.

Nice novelty-size whistle!

Mom used to keep a whistle hanging by the phone for crank callers and the occasional foul mouthed or lewd tenant (she ran my aunt and uncle’s trailer park). With caller ID, I don’t think its been used in several years. Actually I think I was the last one to use it. We kept getting phone calls one night, starting about 2AM from some guy who was drunk off his rear. I let him have it with the whistle on the 3rd call, on the 4th dad chewed him out. The funny thing was, about 3 weeks later, he called back during the day and asked if he had called this number before. Mom was like, uh yeah, 4 times. He apologized profusely, he had no recollection of the calls, the only reason he knew about it was 4 long distance phone calls from Florida to Indiana, he’d just got his phone bill in the mail.

Puck is right. Heads cooler than Elvis’s should control the whistle.

Lupin can’t understand why Puck has such a problem with the whistle.

someone plz make an annoying pigeon meme about this!