Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 02, 2019

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    GreasyOldTam  over 5 years ago

    And Oreos will probably still be good when you are retirement age.

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    Theseus2  over 5 years ago

    Lets be honest, must candy today isn’t candy anymore. It is a chemestry set. Even here in Germany, where the restrictions for the use of chemicals in food are much stricter you could play with those things for days and would find new chemicals in them every hour. Its sad really. I even made my own caramel candy for halloween this year, so it isn’t so unhealty.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    I can hand over a molar and the moolah to have it extracted.

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    Kroykali  over 5 years ago

    Halloween isn’t a holiday.

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    Sensei Le Roof  over 5 years ago

    Okay, who gave her candy corn?

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Snickerdoodles are made with concrete?

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    DM2860  over 5 years ago

    She got Bit-A-Honey’s for Halloween. Those are on the d-list for Halloween candy.

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    lagoulou  over 5 years ago

    I put all my left-over candy in the freezer in the basement…..out of sight and not convenient to get to

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mallett: I like the fir trees in the first panel. More landscapes please!

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    Schaller Handmade Knives  over 5 years ago

    I’ll never understand why foods proudly tout “No Preservatives!” Preservatives are what keeps food from going bad. I WANT preservatives in my food.

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    cervelo  over 5 years ago

    Is a snickedoodle like a a shortbread cookie?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

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    With any luck at all, there’ll still be some of yesterday’s 2019-calorie cinnamon rolls left.

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    Withan  over 5 years ago

    I make the best pralines. If you use a real New Orleans recipe they are only good for 2 weeks, max. Gone in a day, though.

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