Tom Toles for December 21, 2018

Putin wants Trump to get the U.S. out of Syria so he can have it all for himself? Done!

Putin wants Trump to get the U.S. out of Afghanistan? Done!

Putin yanks the puppet strings and we all watch the Trump-jump.

When Vladimir Putin wanted to buy his very own U.S. president — He went to Jared!

A talking horse’s @ss who’s a lot dumber than Mr. Ed.

Next will be the Ukraine, and then what will Putin want from him? Gotta pay off those campaign debts.

The Cossack and the Clown?

Not talking. Endlessly yapping maybe.

No, Mister Ed is a talking horse. You’re riding a braying jackass.

Vlad’s investment in BUYING THE ELECTION sure is paying off, isn’t it?

Russia only naval base in the Med is located at Tartus, Syria – Happy Putin!

Hey Vlad, you get what you PAID FOR…

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/kremlin-says-chaotic-us-decision-making-complicating-world-affairs/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Here’s the latest brainstorm to emerge from Tweetsville: Trademark the name “Near East”, since nobody’s using it any more, then we can claim we own it, and anybody we don’t like has to get out.

Greedy selfish Republicans put human rights at a very low priority,

they don’t care if our former allies the Kurds die.

Trump is like Saruman: 1. Obsessed with building a wall. 2. Doesn’t give a $#!* about nature, no matter the consequences. 3. Thinks he is his own ruler, but is being manipulated by someone more intelligent and far more sinister.

But then again, Saruman was at least a little intelligent, as well as powerful. Sorry to insult you, Saruman.

Founder of viral fundraiser for Trump’s border wall has questionable news past

An internet fundraiser for Donald Trump’s border wall took in more than $7 million from over 131,000 donors by early Thursday evening.

The fundraising page doesn’t mention Kolfage’s most recent business venture, a Facebook page titled Right Wing News and a ring of affiliate sites that frequently trafficked in conspiracy theories. In October, Right Wing News was pulled down by Facebook in a sweep of more than 559 pages that the company said were “using fake accounts… to drive traffic to their websites” or “were ad farms using Facebook to mislead people into thinking that they were forums for legitimate political debate.”

Days after the pulldown, Kolfage created a group called Fight4FreeSpeech, which accepts donations, and is also not referenced in the GoFundMe.

Kolfage also ran Right Wing News’ shuttered affiliate sites including VeteranAF and FreedomDaily, which pushed false conspiracy theories, like ones claiming Hillary Clinton was secretly hiding deadly illnesses and fake voter fraud stories days before the 2016 election.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/founder-viral-fundraiser-trump-s-border-wall-has-fake-news-n950636?

It’s not Vlad Donnie’s kow-towing to, it’s Turkey. He wants them to stop making noises about his good friends in Saudi Arabia, lest they stop buying all things Trump.

“No, you’re the puppet!”

We know from Stormy Daniels that there is at least ONE trait Li’l Donnie does not share with a horse…….This cartoon would’ve been funnier if Putin had said “horsie.”

Vlad: “Look at my little pony!”

This panel is so beautifully, beautifully disgusting. Toles gets better and better.

It’s an ASS not a HORSE.

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name

Even tho the horse is insane

In the desert you can remember your name

‘Cause there ain’t no one for to stop Putin.

Ol’ Cut’n Run Trump.

Putin riding his ho….rse.

Don’t you listen Putin, he’s a devil of a man and he’ll spread the burning sand with money.

My friend says it’s not a horse, it’s a jackass.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And no one can talk to a horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous President Trump.

Go right to the source and ask the horse

He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.

He’s always on a steady course.

Talk to President Trump.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day

But President Trump will never speak unless he has something to Tweet.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.

You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

“I am a stable genius.”