Then there was the ice fisherman embarrassed to admit he hadn’t caught anything who decided to bring home frozen fish from the grocery. But no one was fooled by the box of Mrs. Paul’s Fish Sticks he bought.
Old story of a guy who had just bought himself a high end pickup truck with all the accessories, bells and whistles. He decided to go ice fishing and took his dog with him. Now, yes, he was smart enough to make sure the ice was thick enough to support the weight of the truck, and he was also smart enough to make his hole on the opposite side of the lake. Instead of cutting through the ice, he decided to dynamite it. He lit the fuse and tossed the stick out onto the ice.
That’s when things got out of control.
The dog, being a …retriever … and further having been trained to carry whatever his master brought down to the truck…
I don’t think I need to go further. The guy is ok, the dog has a sore bottom, but remains alive.
He needs a bobhouse. Especially the type some folks have. I’ve heard my dad talk about this guy he worked with who had a portable generator, TV, satellite antenna, a small heater, and a college dorm style fridge for his bobhouse. Never mentioned if the guy also had a protable toilet.
Personally, even with a bobhouse I could never go ice fishing. I’d be too worried about the ice breaking (and yet little worry about it when it comes to ice skating). And some of the idiots around here shouldn’t be ice fishing when they are.
jpkansas78 over 4 years ago
No, no you won’t.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
Charlie Brown, you block head, you forgot a saw!
Algolei I over 4 years ago
Put a french fry on the hook, maybe you’ll catch a seagull.
wjones over 4 years ago
Charlie Brown, Cut a hole in the ice. You may need an auger.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
Nothing but a cold.
Otto Knowbetter over 4 years ago
My neighbor went ice fishing and brought home 200 pounds of ice. His wife fried it and they both drowned.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Then there was the ice fisherman embarrassed to admit he hadn’t caught anything who decided to bring home frozen fish from the grocery. But no one was fooled by the box of Mrs. Paul’s Fish Sticks he bought.
gantech over 4 years ago
Old story of a guy who had just bought himself a high end pickup truck with all the accessories, bells and whistles. He decided to go ice fishing and took his dog with him. Now, yes, he was smart enough to make sure the ice was thick enough to support the weight of the truck, and he was also smart enough to make his hole on the opposite side of the lake. Instead of cutting through the ice, he decided to dynamite it. He lit the fuse and tossed the stick out onto the ice.
That’s when things got out of control.
The dog, being a …retriever … and further having been trained to carry whatever his master brought down to the truck…
I don’t think I need to go further. The guy is ok, the dog has a sore bottom, but remains alive.
The brand new truck…ummmm…
Lightpainter Premium Member over 4 years ago
Seriously, I can’t imagine how ice fishing could ever be fun….
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Try that chest outside the 7-11
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Duh! You’re using the wrong bait!
knight1192a over 4 years ago
He needs a bobhouse. Especially the type some folks have. I’ve heard my dad talk about this guy he worked with who had a portable generator, TV, satellite antenna, a small heater, and a college dorm style fridge for his bobhouse. Never mentioned if the guy also had a protable toilet.
Personally, even with a bobhouse I could never go ice fishing. I’d be too worried about the ice breaking (and yet little worry about it when it comes to ice skating). And some of the idiots around here shouldn’t be ice fishing when they are.
BTO over 4 years ago
Hole-y Cow, I think I see his problem!
Pets of the comics about 3 years ago
Your suppose to cut a hole in the ice then you fish!