1 and Done by Eric Scott for December 19, 2018

And, sadly, the next person who can hear his cries for help – has a chainsaw!

We-can’t-here-you!

Coming up next, an elderly chicken tells us why she crossed the street.

What?

Speak up, sonny!

A talking tree that will dialogue (die-a-log).

Underneath it is a bear. It didn’t hear a thing.

Leave him to beaver.

XDDDDDDDDDD

Really not funny. Especially for those of us who help them get up. Something I had to do about an hour ago. Really straining for a joke here.

I once had broccoli that looked like the fallen tree.

I should stick to florets.

A fallen tree left alone becomes a nurse tree, providing sustainance for new seedlings.

Wow, an age old problem finally solved? (If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound.)

When old people fall down, quite often it kills them.

That’s so cute but i think they so be a little more reasonable to add another one trying to help the poor fallen tree.