Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 07, 2019

The clean up job

White House or Pentagon?

(Former) Republican political strategist Rick Wilson wrote a book called, Everything Trump Touches Dies (Simon and Schuster, 2018). And it is true.

How many formerly respected military and political leaders have now been humiliated and/or indicted after Trump used his reverse-Midas touch to turn their golden careers into … POOP?

Sanity test — if you are willing to accept a role as Trump’s Chief of Staff, you are not sane.

Just ask Reince Priebus.

Just ask John Kelley.

And wait a few months and ask Mick Mulvaney (now having to answer Sunday morning talk show questions about how he said in 2016 that Trump was not a moral role model, how the proposal for a border wall was “childish”).

Mulvaney will join Priebus, Kelley, Mattis, Flynn, Cohen and many others on the dung heap of Trump’s reverse Midas touch.

He’s already a furloughed federal employee, so at least he could get back to being paid?

He would need a bigger bag for a start.

Your job starts with an unpaid holiday until the end of Trump’s term.

After he says no they will ask the dog.

(Best Chico Marx) “San-i-ty Claus? There ain’t no San-i-ty Claus!” ;-D

This is still the best video of trump doing what he does best:

https://youtu.be/Vl9NerZtm9M

He will need a bigger shovel for all s**t he’s will shovel if he takes it.

I’ll be Chief of Staff for what he’s holding in the bag than for Trump any day. At least you can trust the bag contents to be what it represents.

If he accepts, that won’t be the last bag he’s left holding.

Catch 22? You need to be sane for the job, but if you want the job (or take the job) it proves that you are insane.

Clearly, he’s more than qualified since he’s demonstrated that he’s willing to pick shit and properly dispose of it.

Am I legally required to say nice things to Donald Trump? If not, I’d be willing to take the job.

Er, and we’ll take your dog for the presidential spot. We’ve got a rabid mongrel in there now. Foaming at the mouth, howling, panting non-stop is he.

Taking a job on Trump’s staff would be like boarding the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.

RUN!!! RUN!!! RUN!!! Get away! Save yourself! RUN!!!!

They look like the Blues Brothers. Or maybe the Men in Black.

Sorry, Guys, but I’ve been offered a job as pilot on the new space vehicle – you know, the one with the screen door.

We all know how the job ends.

How bad do you have to be if you’ve made “White House Chief Of Staff” an undesirable job?

Sanity test for the government or for the dog walker?

You acknowledge ‘insanity’ – if you say yes – or even — maybe.

Picking up dog poop is preferable to running around trying to clean up Emperor Cheeto’s sh*t !

Run away! Run away!

An actual candidate would be leaving the dog poop on the ground for someone else to pick up.

Oh, c’mon! As if the Trump administration would hire anybody holding a leash! (At least, publicly; for private entertainment, rumor has it, might be another matter.)

If you dont do what the Boss says, you gotta go. MAGA

Obama only fired close to 200 senior military officers while he was in office.https://america-wake-up.com/2013/11/03/why-has-obama-fired-197-us-senior-military-commanders-in-5-years-nine-generals-in-2013/

Unfortunately, the circus doesn’t shut down when the elephant tramples a few clowns. They just paint some new jerk’s face and shove him out there.

I would take the job. On my first day, I would walk into the Press Briefing and say: “The Orange Idiot just lied about (__________) today. Any questions?”

Interesting to note that Donnie John and Mickey both call Mickey’s new job “Acting Chief of Staff”! That position does not exist. You either ARE or you AREN’T the Chief of Staff – there’s no “Acting” about it – that’s like being “almost” pregnant!

Of course, with Donnie John “pretending” to be President, I suppose ANYTHING’S possible – but, still….

The American public should feel the same amount of confidence in Donnie John as they would if they were in a Surgical “theater” as the doctor standing over them with a scalpel in hand saying to a nurse, “Now hold the book steady…!”

Remember, Donnie John HAS NEVER operated a SUCCESSFUL company in his life! After his debacles in the Gambling business, he started trading on his “Brand” which he admitted under oath, was worth whatever he said it was worth. His real estate business is turning out to be just a gigantic “money laundering” scheme of the Russians, and, no, the Republicans aren’t going to do “diddly squat” about it because the Russians ALSO own the America’s very own Domestic Terrorist Organization, the “National Rifle Association”, “lock, stock and barrel”(if I may coin a pun!) and guess who the N.R.A. owns? Right. the G.O.P.! This particular plan was first hatched by the K.G.B. as a “plan B”. just in case the Russian military couldn’t kill off the United States, directly.

The Federalist Society, the National Rifle Association, the Republican Party on down to “Useful Idiots” like Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Grover Norquist and Donald Trump, have all, in various ways been “Bought & Paid For” by the Russian Intelligence Community through monies provided for by the Russian Oligarchs.

EVERYBODY LINE UP FOR THE SANITY TEST!

Perfect candidate! Dealing with a dog and holding the bag of shit.

Cleaning up poop does seem to be the job description.

“Everything that Trump touches turns into Poop” a more appropriate book title I say!

A temporary appointment at best.

To expand on the late Douglas Adams’ philosophy, no one capable of and willing to acquire power should be allowed to have it.

Why would anyone want that job? Do you have the funds to retain a lawyer? Now ask.

Whew – you can cut the hate with a knife, it’s so palpable.

Not good for a person, not good for a people, not good for a country.

Like stupidity, hate has a habit of getting its way.

BTW, I ain’t just talking extreme left here – I’m talking extreme right too…

What sort of Bait do you use when Fishing for Trumpanzees ???

You damn liberals, always have to point out the obvious. Everyone knows that trump is a Jonas, bringing bad luck everywhere he goes.

Would accept get me in arms reach of him?

Much hate for success in these comments.