“Must be able to endure 3 A.M. potty breaks/Twitter Tantrums, and always know where his favorite bankie and baby bottle full of diet coke are at all times.”
Any person accepting the position of “Chief-of-Staff” under Trump must be willing to be ignored, belittled and roundly criticised by Donnie anytime you tried to “corral” Donnie, plus, you’d need to have the money to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a defense lawyer once you’d been called to testify on the "Obstruction of Justice " charge that Donnie would get you involved in. Knowing all that, who’d be crazy enough to want the job?
Kip W over 5 years ago
“Must be able to lift or drag 300 pounds.”
Monchoxyz over 5 years ago
Spanking optional.
montessoriteacher over 5 years ago
Too bad it is more true than satire.
Walter Kocker Premium Member over 5 years ago
“…I’ll shut down the government!” So says our Masterful Leader, after he was baited by the comedy team of Schmear and Pelosi.
They should know better than to do that to a child…
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Baby brain Trump the criminally insane, wants to shut down the govt and blame it on the dems because the Repubs won’t fund his stupid wall.
Republicans are not much better than dumb rocks.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Must be able to endure 3 A.M. potty breaks/Twitter Tantrums, and always know where his favorite bankie and baby bottle full of diet coke are at all times.”
montessoriteacher over 5 years ago
Instead of fireside chats, trump gives us fireside craps.
Scoutmaster77 over 5 years ago
Maybe Rosalyn, Calvin’s babysitter.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 5 years ago
How about SHS? She handles the Press Corps with a straight face.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
All White House employees are required to hire their own lawyers.
God particle over 5 years ago
Shouldn’t congress be included?
gammaguy over 5 years ago
I remember one of Nixon’s childhood classmates saying that Dick was the sort of kid who would take his ball and go home if you didn’t let him win.
Trump would take your ball.
wellis1947 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Any person accepting the position of “Chief-of-Staff” under Trump must be willing to be ignored, belittled and roundly criticised by Donnie anytime you tried to “corral” Donnie, plus, you’d need to have the money to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a defense lawyer once you’d been called to testify on the "Obstruction of Justice " charge that Donnie would get you involved in. Knowing all that, who’d be crazy enough to want the job?
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Gas mask and a copious supply of diapers are mandatory!