Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 17, 2018

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    Randy B Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sloth on a Goth. Rudolph on a Strudel(ph).

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    …let alone the claw MARKS on your bras…

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    Richard L. Johnston  over 5 years ago

    Don’t forget Bear in Your Hair.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 5 years ago

    Balls on a wall (in Idaho Falls).

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    John Smith  over 5 years ago

    Wick in your……ow!!

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    SeanT  over 5 years ago

    Caesar in a freezer

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    I never would’ve guessed the old guy was a cross-dresser.

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    Coal in your hole. Your car on fire (this last one doesn’t really rhyme, but in a few minutes, it is going to be a thing).

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    My brass Vixen hood ornament hasn’t arrived yet.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ants in your pants.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Comet who can vomit?

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    St. Nick on a Brick?

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    JudyAz  over 5 years ago

    Grass up your …

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Reindeer on the beer.

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    triathlete1066 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There is actually a “Mensch on a Bench” doll for sale at Target. So wrong in so many ways.

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    TheWildSow  over 5 years ago

    How about Momoa on a Samoa! Mmmmmmmmm……Hottie-hot man and Girl Scout cookies, some of my favorite things! ;-)

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 5 years ago

    Channeling Kliban.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Santy-in-your-Panties?

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    Charlie Tuba  over 5 years ago

    My claws under your bra.

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