Phil Hands for December 08, 2018

  1. Triumph
    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Able to mix vinegar and water in a single bag!

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  2. A selfie2
    Brian G Premium Member over 5 years ago

    he made sure you wouldn’t be hit with a big tax bill for all those stock market gains. What a hero (sic).

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  3. Desron14
    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Gee, can we “Bear” more of his stupidity?

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  4. Guy fawkes
    Guy Fawkes  over 5 years ago

     

    We ask him why

    Why He’s a greedy guy

    He’s greedy noon and nighty-night night

    His greed is a fright

    He’s greedy high and low

    But don’t ask him why

    ‘Cause he don’t know

    It’s not for lack of bread

    He got lots from Fred

    Putin…

     

    Give him a bag with cash

    Crispy beautiful cash

    Shining, gleaming

    Stolen, untaxed, bigly stacked

     

    Pay me up to here

    Bribes, arm’s length or longer Bear!

    Here Putin, there Jr.

    Everywhere China, China

     

    Bear, bear, bear

    Flow it, show it

    long as Vlad can throw it

    His bear

     

    Let it fly in the vault

    And not ever halt

    Give a home to the Franklins in his lair

    A home for the cash

    A hive for the election stash

    Flippin’ ya the bird

    There ain’t no words

    For the treason, horror, the dunder

    Of Bear…

     

    He wants gold, oil, rubles, babies

    Walls, thralls, dolls, yawls

    Oily, greasy, fleecy

    Shining, gleaming, stolen

    Lorded, hoarded

    Off shore, gimmie more

    Twisted, hidden, laid in

    Powered, showered and squandered

    Bungled, tinkled, laundered and untax-ed!

     

    Oh say, can you see

    My treason if you can…

    Then Sarah will be fired

     

    Down to cash

    Down to stash

    Down to drash?

     

    Don’t ever have to count it

    ‘Cause it just never stops

     

    Oh give him a bag with cash

    Crispy, beautiful cash

    Shining, gleaming

    Stolen, untaxed, bigly stacked

     

    Won’t you gimme it up to there – Bear!

    Pay me up to here – Bear!

    Here Putin, there Jr.

    Everywhere, China, China

    Bear – Bear Bear Bear

     

    Flow it

    Show it

    Long as Vlad can throw it

    My Bear – bear bear bear

     

    (Rado / Ragni – used without permission)

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  5. Wtp
    superposition  over 5 years ago

    I wonder if our Congress would have a different composition if all wage-earners got a share of their productivity that only owners receive now?

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  6. Agent gates
    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    They are both full of stinky stuff.

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  7. 1968 avatar 1
    pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’s such a POS!

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