In a co-dependent economic world where capitalism, as practiced by pirates, is the governing paradigm of trade, it helps to be illiterate. So, Beloved Leader has us in the palm of his hand. Unfortunately it’s the same hand he wipes his butt with.
Slower than molasses in January! Only powerful in his own mind! Unable to walk and chew gum at the same time! Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird; it’s a plane; it’s Stuporman! Yes, it’s Stuporman, strange, who thinks he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Stuporman, who disguised as POTUS, hates reporters, (even mild-mannered ones), fights a never-ending battle for himself and wouldn’t know truth, justice and the American way if it slapped upside along the head.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Strange visitor from another reality where LIES are true, and facts are NOT, unless they are “Alternative Facts”!
Push to talk over 5 years ago
Chinese tariffs on Iowa soybeans, Oklahoma beef, Arkansas poultry, West Virgina anthracite, Montana bituminous coal! Sciurus Carolinensis!
DuhWeldr over 5 years ago
In a co-dependent economic world where capitalism, as practiced by pirates, is the governing paradigm of trade, it helps to be illiterate. So, Beloved Leader has us in the palm of his hand. Unfortunately it’s the same hand he wipes his butt with.
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
And here I thought he was “Border Wall” man. My mistake.
comixbomix over 5 years ago
And he ain’t tarrific…
trivers over 5 years ago
Slower than molasses in January! Only powerful in his own mind! Unable to walk and chew gum at the same time! Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird; it’s a plane; it’s Stuporman! Yes, it’s Stuporman, strange, who thinks he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Stuporman, who disguised as POTUS, hates reporters, (even mild-mannered ones), fights a never-ending battle for himself and wouldn’t know truth, justice and the American way if it slapped upside along the head.
Daeder over 5 years ago
Able to make morons believe even the worst lies with a single tweet!
edward thomas Premium Member over 5 years ago
Tariff Man, turning on the ones who vote him in.He’s a Tariff Ma-a-a-an!