Got to burn off those milk and cookies somehow.
That would make for a killer story: Kris Kringle: Orc Slayer/Toy maker.
too tall to be a hobbit or dwarf. Certainly not of the elf people. A wizard? Santa the Red?
They look a lot alike. Harley is related to Santa?
What if Santa was a vampire who bit the necks of naughty children?
No wonder his suit is so red. It’s stained with orc blood!
Read J. R. R. Tolkien’s “The Father Christmas Letters” for evidence that Santa/Father Christmas engaged in some serious conflicts with goblins.
Maybe he’s half elf, like Elrond, except instead of choosing to live as an elf, he chose to live as a human, like Elros, explaining the beard and the pointy ears.
Slay bells ring…
I’m guessing the Orcs would make up hundreds of pages of the Naughty List.
ruined my childhood
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danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Got to burn off those milk and cookies somehow.
Larry Zambrano Premium Member over 5 years ago
That would make for a killer story: Kris Kringle: Orc Slayer/Toy maker.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 5 years ago
too tall to be a hobbit or dwarf. Certainly not of the elf people. A wizard? Santa the Red?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
They look a lot alike. Harley is related to Santa?
pcolli over 5 years ago
What if Santa was a vampire who bit the necks of naughty children?
tad1 over 5 years ago
No wonder his suit is so red. It’s stained with orc blood!
Billy Yank over 5 years ago
Read J. R. R. Tolkien’s “The Father Christmas Letters” for evidence that Santa/Father Christmas engaged in some serious conflicts with goblins.
DarthRevan over 5 years ago
Maybe he’s half elf, like Elrond, except instead of choosing to live as an elf, he chose to live as a human, like Elros, explaining the beard and the pointy ears.
EconProf69 over 5 years ago
Slay bells ring…
jel354 over 5 years ago
I’m guessing the Orcs would make up hundreds of pages of the Naughty List.
hello.h.hello over 5 years ago
ruined my childhood