Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 07, 2018

Some things are better left to the imagination.

Has Janis seen you shave yours Arlo?

And part of the mystery remains.

It’s not as cool as you’d think…

What Arlo needs is a precision flat-head screwdriver. Of course the resulting scream may cause him to go deaf.

Never got that. Didn’t care, but just never got it.

Ive seen my wife shave her legs many times. She always needs something, clean towel, shave cream, band aid, etc. Not really much to see. So, I don’t get the joke of this strip.

Arlo, shave yours in solidarity.

It’s the lure of the forbidden…

Things like the Rites of the Masonic Temple, what caused the Rise and Fall of Poughkeepsie, and What Color are Her Panties? 8^)

I’ve not only seen it. I’ve done it for her. As you move the razor up into the more tender parts, there’s a certain tension that builds – and of course, must be relieved.

There is a sensual side of being touched and groomed while exposed. The thought may have her a bit overstimulated. Or she has concerns about him shaving her legs up to her ears.

Are we still talking about legs here?

I’ve never seen my wife shave her legs either, that’s because she never has! She has hair on her head but nowhere else on her body. Over the years she’s likely saved six months of time that would have been spent shaving.

Landing strip,billiard ball,or Sasquatch ;)

“Shaving her legs…” Riiiiiiight…. remove or replace the batteries in her …uhh… shaver… with dead ones you’ll never know it, she’ll never say a word…

Another lame Arlo and Janis

It’s part of the magic, Arlo.

If you hear a scream, it may not be the legs.

We’ve been married for over 40 years, and I’ve NEVER seen her shave…anything. A closed bathroom door is a sacred pact to us.

Was she bent over while doing it? That would put a smile on Arlo’s face.

…like me.

Arlo, only worry if she takes in the weedeater…

Maybe he should start locking the door when he shaves – what’s good for one is good for the other.

I shaved my legs twice back in high school. Never did it again and nothing has actually grown since.