Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 04, 2018

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    This is not a good sign.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    So? Let them envy your fluid lifestyle!

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    Dani Rice  over 5 years ago

    I’m not a heavy drinker, and I understand how Janis feels. Once a month or so I bring home the empty bottle from the wine we use for communion and put it in our recycle bin. We buy it by the gallon and decant it into a smaller, more manageable size liter bottle, but I always wonder what our trash men think we do. They collect in the wee hours, so probably never notice, to tell the truth.

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    Tyge Premium Member over 5 years ago

    A girl needs to monitor her reputation after all.

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    Vangoghdog01  over 5 years ago

    100 ml ~= 4 oz 750 ml = 7.5 glasses/2 people ~= 4 glasses/person over 14 days. That does not seem excessive. I, for one, enjoy a 4 oz glass of wine with my supper

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    Oceanic  over 5 years ago

    I liked beer! I still like beer!

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    formathe  over 5 years ago

    Trust me Janice, she does not recall who you are nor what you may have bought.

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    DDrazen  over 5 years ago

    Does anyone honestly think the supermarket checkers keep tabs like that?

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    kunddog  over 5 years ago

    holiday season more entertainment more drinking.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She must be related to my Grandmother. Had an Anniversary Party 50 years ago for some relative. 30-40 people. Monday – my GM is picking a few beer bottles and a whiskey bottle out of the trash can and tells me to put it out for the trash truck. I ask why not ALL of them? Yes – she was worried what the trashman would think. I then explained (man splainin’) that if we put them all out it would be a party. Several dozen a week for a month is a drinking problem. great memory.

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    m b  over 5 years ago

    Once I got past my rebellion party stage after HS, I rarely drank, occasional wine with dinner if we had company or maybe on w/e if we were watching a movie – but for past 20 years haven’t been able to have any alcohol due to a medication I take – I really miss the occasional glass, what I miss most is the Mimosas my hubby always made on Holiday mornings -only time we had them, so it was a special treat and tradition that I miss.

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    trainnut1956  over 5 years ago

    If you are that concerned about being seen buying booze, it’s time to go to AA.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 5 years ago

    “Don’t want her to know I’m a sot.”

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Actually, while I think it is silly, the concern that Janis is feeling about having a clerk see her buy wine “regularly”…. I can still commiserate with her. I do not drink much, but I do feel conspicuous anytime I do buy any alcohol… because some folks do act rather “judgey” at times. I have felt that way about a lot of things over the years…. whether it was my pipe tobacco or pretty much damn near anything people can and do make into a “controversial” item.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I do the same damn thing! Hilarious Jummy!

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry about the wine; most cashiers are so overworked they wouldn’t notice if you were Betty Ford…

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    commerce1943  over 5 years ago

    The only people in my community that know me by name is my mechanic, and the guy that owns the liquor store.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wine? From a grocery store?

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    gigagrouch  over 5 years ago

    And waited ten minutes for another cashier who was over 21 to come over to scan the bottle… (sigh)

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