Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 07, 2018

Objection; leading the witness!

Would have been better if it showed his tail wagging. Can’t even start to say that to our big lug without him getting excited.

Then the dog in the witness box shouts: “Who the hell is Rex?!”.

Is this trial of Mr Middleton? (see “The Middletons” https://www.gocomics.com/themiddletons/2018/12/07?ct=v&cti=1876353)

I wonder if dog people know how dumb they sound saying that

Looks like they made him sit, and stay…Now, can they get him to roll over on his accomplices?

“Ok. Answer this question: where was the frisbee found?” “roof”

Then unexpectedly, the attorney asked him about DiMaggio.

“The witness is instructed to cease with tail-wagging and answer the question.”

My wife loves emotion support animals, but i’m Not one