Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 07, 2018

Iona small island off of Scotland.

I give a rat’s ass (South Park reference).

Sure, but what’s a Henway?

I always thought her name was pronounced Fee-own-uh. I need to get out more?

Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and little lambsy divey

A kiddle divey, too. Wouldn’t you?

— Al Trace