Tom Toles for November 20, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Don’t eat that turkey! You’ll get food poisoning.

    Or Constitution poisoning.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Carve him up!

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    tejanolasereyes  over 5 years ago

    this particular turkkkey has alot of wattles….so it is an accurate picture of donnie wishbonespurs….but the meat has a fatty, orangey, mealy texture….urppp..

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mash that potato!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

    “Ivanka Trump used a personal email account to send hundreds of messages discussing official White House business last year, officials confirm.”

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46271021

    The Trumps: stupid is as stupid does.

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    GreggW Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Saturday night massacre anyone? Okay, in this case it’ll be Thursday night. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Massacre

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There are no sides of decency…anywhere.

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    I don’t even want to know what that bird is stuffed with.

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    superposition  over 5 years ago

    Some people like to be noticed and if they’ve no sought-after skills or talents, they’ll resort to bad behavior — (e.g.) dissing/attacking their accuser, lying, exaggerating, blaming others, etc — just to get attention.

    They simply do not want to be ignored, so maybe we should not give them the attention they so desperately want?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So, why aren’t people yelling: “Lock her up”? Ivanka was doing the same “crime” that Hillary supposedly did.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    GET THE AXE!!!!

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    DBrannonWriter Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Before a pardon can be considered it will require a complete list of offenses for which a pardon might be appropriate. Who wants to go first?

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
    This is a gooooood one, I smell another Pulitzer.
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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 5 years ago

    There shall be NO pardon for THAT turkey, ever!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    The illegitimate criminal lying racist Trump admin is the United States biggest turkey.

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    comixbomix  over 5 years ago

    Perfect! …Now all we need is some tar.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oh look! A turkey and a butternut squash.

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    john_chubb  over 5 years ago

    It doesn’t take a Whitaker to pardon Trump – Trump has already stated that his administration’s position is that Trump can pardon himself of all past, present, and future crimes.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    A fraud felicitously freeing a fellow fraud……..

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    sandflea  over 5 years ago

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t pardon that turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!And don’t let him pardon himself either.

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    Mr. Blawt  over 5 years ago

    he’s not even allowed to be there! But Trump can pardon him for pardoning Trump – This is how ethics work in the Grand Old Party

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    One of the things they said she was innocently broadcasting was travel plans for POTUS and family, bet the Secret Serice loved that!

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    ^Ivanka that is, there’s a whole flock of turkeys in the West Wing.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yowza! Well done, Tom ♥

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