Poor Kevin. Buckethead. His poor parents, and whoever took him to see that Santa.
And somebody at the Mall has to feel some heat too. Whoever hired Santa Crawl, and whoever was supposed to be “supervising” him and allowed him to work in that condition.
A friend once said ‘Be thankful for what you don’t have --and don’t want.’ Never had lice, bedbugs, and all that creepy, yucky stuff. Don’t want, even if it is “magic”.
ALL pre-schools have head lice… (and all manner of illnesses and afflictions- kids are filthy little beasts, walking disease vectors.) Some things are inescapable.
c.davies over 5 years ago
I think alice has a great way to deal with this and so has dad!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Poor Kevin. Buckethead. His poor parents, and whoever took him to see that Santa.
And somebody at the Mall has to feel some heat too. Whoever hired Santa Crawl, and whoever was supposed to be “supervising” him and allowed him to work in that condition.
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Maybe Petey can construct an Xmas Diorama featuring Santa Lice!
jaxxxon58 over 5 years ago
Lord – no WONDER she has a glass of wine*
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
Found a port for the Port!
stairsteppublishing over 5 years ago
A friend once said ‘Be thankful for what you don’t have --and don’t want.’ Never had lice, bedbugs, and all that creepy, yucky stuff. Don’t want, even if it is “magic”.
Dani Rice over 5 years ago
And, after all of this, they may not have come from Kevin, after all.
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
I remember as a teacher checking all the heads for lice. It was an annual (sometimes more often!) event.
gigagrouch over 5 years ago
ALL pre-schools have head lice… (and all manner of illnesses and afflictions- kids are filthy little beasts, walking disease vectors.) Some things are inescapable.
well-i-never over 5 years ago
Well no, they don’t put it in the brochure because not everyone believes, but if you quietly ask….
Happy, happy, happy!!! over 5 years ago
I’d be looking for a new Santa.
dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah….thing is, the information she’s gonna get by the time she hits college isn’t gonna be much better.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
No magic Santa lice, but you can get crabs at Long John Silvers…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Xmas Magic Santa’s Cooties.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
“Magic Santa Lice!” —the new, popular “in” phrase of the season!
It does wonders for a pre-school!
jonesbeltone over 5 years ago
She has gotten into the wine-smart move.