I was told that my paternal grandfather used to say, “visiting relatives are like fish: after a few days, they start to smell.”
Is he really so bitter after all these years just because she wanted to name the kids rhyming names? There must be more than that.
After anyone visits, I like to see them off with a hearty “Thanks for coming! And thanks for leaving again!”
So frowning gives you a better workout?
All you need is Love…….Maybe :-/
Just remember everyone brings joy some when they arrive and the others when they leave
Resting Earl face.
So frowning lets more muscles share the load, it’s easier on them than the 17 for smiling
I think that there are more muscles than that in the leg and foot, Earl……
This is a repeat….. STILL funny though :-)
Wonder if there is a third sister named Ruby?
Did Pearl ever marry? If she did and had kids, what are their names?
When you come to visit my brother he gives you a roll of toilet paper he says when it’s gone so are you
Apparently the smile / frown muscle usage ratio is the other way around.
Been listening to old records (vinyl). Max Morath had a great song, “Come after breakfast, bring your own lunch, and leave before suppertime.” Covers it all. . .
come back when you can’t stay so long.
“David, it takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown.”
“Don’t care. I’m not lazy.”
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
I was told that my paternal grandfather used to say, “visiting relatives are like fish: after a few days, they start to smell.”
Macushlalondra over 5 years ago
Is he really so bitter after all these years just because she wanted to name the kids rhyming names? There must be more than that.
Algolei I over 5 years ago
After anyone visits, I like to see them off with a hearty “Thanks for coming! And thanks for leaving again!”
Stocky One over 5 years ago
So frowning gives you a better workout?
Breadboard over 5 years ago
All you need is Love…….Maybe :-/
Devils Knight over 5 years ago
Just remember everyone brings joy some when they arrive and the others when they leave
dadoctah over 5 years ago
Resting Earl face.
jslabotnik over 5 years ago
So frowning lets more muscles share the load, it’s easier on them than the 17 for smiling
jagedlo over 5 years ago
I think that there are more muscles than that in the leg and foot, Earl……
ANIMAL over 5 years ago
This is a repeat….. STILL funny though :-)
joegeethree over 5 years ago
Wonder if there is a third sister named Ruby?
e.groves over 5 years ago
Did Pearl ever marry? If she did and had kids, what are their names?
rlaker22j over 5 years ago
When you come to visit my brother he gives you a roll of toilet paper he says when it’s gone so are you
pcolli over 5 years ago
Apparently the smile / frown muscle usage ratio is the other way around.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Been listening to old records (vinyl). Max Morath had a great song, “Come after breakfast, bring your own lunch, and leave before suppertime.” Covers it all. . .
saddletramp1873 over 5 years ago
come back when you can’t stay so long.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
“David, it takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown.”
“Don’t care. I’m not lazy.”