Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 27, 2018

Yep three satisfied Wiley bears! Hope he has steak sauce in his pocket.

They should charge a fee to make it more believable!

The Bears calling out the BS of the Street. is it me or does this sound familiar?

Looks like crunch time!

And when they are all done with you, you will be doo all-over!

At least he wont have to worry about his past mistakes anymore.

This evoke deja vu. It feels like the last election I went through.

Only if my first wife goes ahead of me…

Nah. I’d probably just screw up again anyway.

I think that if he decides to enter, he’s barely going to enjoy the results.

TARDIS Redux, Wiley-style.

That principle is used in D.C. Else how is it so many pols remain in office so long and never change their minds.

So this only works for potential winners of the Darwin Awards, people dumb enough to fall for this (Hint: How does hibernation send you back in time?).

Umm, exactly who’s satisfaction is guaranteed?

YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!

Almost too easy – makes me wish I was one of the bears…

Makes you realize that ALL the time you see “satisfaction guaranteed”, it doesn’t clarify WHOSE.

Always trying to feed the bears, way to go W.

Makes you realize that ALL the time you see “satisfaction guaranteed”, it doesn’t clarify WHOSE.

Step inside for the long, long sleep.

In the age of Trump, the trap’s sign should read: “Want to escape all those ‘brown people’ trying to enter ‘our’ country? Crawl through here!”

Once they get a taste for human flesh, there’s no way of returning them to the wild.

Unfortunately, the guy appears old enough to have already reproduced, so too late.

Oh, those sweet Wiley bears again! Can never get enough of them…thanx Wiley..

The bears must like the particular taste of Trump voters: gullibility seasoned with Special Stupidity Sauce(tm by Trump, Inc.).

The bears would have more success if thy made it look like a London Police call box.

At least their ‘time machine’ doesn’t run on Doritos.

We should put one of these up in Washington.

I think that’s hiBEARnation…

Enter now and you will never make another mistake…

Never trust a plywood hibernation time machine.

I don’t worry about Past Mistakes.

I’ve learned all I can from them.

I’m trying to find opportunities to make New Mistakes.

Better off with Dr Who. She’s a lot prettier these days.

The bears’ writing skills have improved!

Always try to be a little appetizing … you can never tell when something hungry will come by.

Wiley’s bears are so creative; but they only get the dingbats and gullible ones.

I just love those bears!

I’d still be tempted to risk it.