Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2018

At least they don’t have the chicken dancing for the judges.

er. Maybe I spoke too soon.

" WHY " on the back of the chair

I assume this is take 1. Other takes would have a splotch on the pavement and feathers everywhere.

This idea was all dried up ages ago. So it’s not proof that the well of ideas has anything left to offer.

Looks to me like a typical government research project …

Looks like they are shooting the pilot………….and final episode of “WHY”.

Don’t give them ideas!

Brilliant – the chicken crossed the road because he saw the green Walk sign.

Wow, something original. Quick send it to Hollywood.

What is a chicken? What has she got?

If not herself, then she has naught.

To cluck the things she truly feels

And not the squawks of one who kneels

The record showed

I crossed the road

And did it my way

Got the sheet music for that?

For reality insert mind numbingly idiotic

We’re entering fowl territory.

Latest reality show idea: Install a felon as acting Attorney General.

Because NO COLLUSION!

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#TraitorTrump

One of the greatest chicken jokes: B.C. Nov 1, 2018

But why chicken ,,, WHY ?

“The well of ideas for reality shows has finally dried up.” One can only hope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the armadillo it could be done. (Texas joke)

This is intrusive! I live for the day when a chicken can cross the road without having it’s motivations questioned!

I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Nobody’s mentioned the obvious answer: “why not?”

The well for entertainment in the television industry dried up a long time ago, which is why I don’t watch it anymore.

Well, it has!

I love it! I’ll watch that show!

If there’s a camera involved, it isn’t reality.

Well, up until now, it has been pure speculation. Now we’ll have documented proof to that age old question.

BTW, is this gonna be on 60 Minutes?

The hen crossed the road in order to window shop from one store front to another..

Replace a felon with a felon?

Hollyweird has a guideline:

No One ever went Broke Underestimating the American TV Audience.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobieus strip? To get to the same side.

Some good chicken comments today.