We have a pool which means that the yard has to be completely fenced in. The city has standards for the fencing. There are two inspectors: one comes out with a tape measure and meticulously measures the distance between every slat in the fence. The other walks around with a tennis ball attached to the end of a stick and pokes it in where he thinks there may be too much gap between the slats.
We had a more stringent test. Our yard was “puppy proofed.” If a puppy can’t get out, then a child can’t get in!
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
He’s figured a way out.
over 5 years ago
With pure luck, obviously.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
The answer is ARF. It’s always ARF.
pcolli over 5 years ago
The dog who waks through walls.
DanFlak over 5 years ago
We have a pool which means that the yard has to be completely fenced in. The city has standards for the fencing. There are two inspectors: one comes out with a tape measure and meticulously measures the distance between every slat in the fence. The other walks around with a tennis ball attached to the end of a stick and pokes it in where he thinks there may be too much gap between the slats.
We had a more stringent test. Our yard was “puppy proofed.” If a puppy can’t get out, then a child can’t get in!
MikeJ over 5 years ago
What city?
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
Did you here the one about the constipated mathematician?
He couldn’t budget so he worked it out with a pencil!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
The dog didn’t eat his homework.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
I had a German Short Hair Pointer, I swear you could see him thinking, a little wrinkle on the brow. He was a true engineer at things.
hooglah over 5 years ago
I sit on the porch with a BB gun. Anything that moves in my back yard gets hit. No trespassers in years.
noktar Premium Member over 5 years ago
noble dog
anomalous4 over 5 years ago
He’s developing transporter technology.
Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago
He has finally solved the “Doorknob Principle”! (Far Side)