Your call is important to us – stay on the line for 35 minutes, or call us back at a less busy time (music).
I talked to that beyotch for 42 minutes yesterday; well, I talked and maybe someone was listening. Maybe not.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to hire DMV employees? They don’t need training on how to be rude to people, and as for service – they are already experts at sleeping on the job, so not answering the phone would never be a problem.
I think Lila has found her dream job, where she doesn’t even have to pretend to try to help the customers
Considering the company the name is loosely based off, I can imagine that being like that in real life – along with how to deny any claim, ever.
I wanna bite the hand that feeds me. I wanna bite that hand so badly. I want to make them wish they’d never seen me.—Elvis Costello
imbaldeagle over 5 years ago
Your call is important to us – stay on the line for 35 minutes, or call us back at a less busy time (music).
Serial Pedant over 5 years ago
I talked to that beyotch for 42 minutes yesterday; well, I talked and maybe someone was listening. Maybe not.
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to hire DMV employees? They don’t need training on how to be rude to people, and as for service – they are already experts at sleeping on the job, so not answering the phone would never be a problem.
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
I think Lila has found her dream job, where she doesn’t even have to pretend to try to help the customers
jrgtr42 over 5 years ago
Considering the company the name is loosely based off, I can imagine that being like that in real life – along with how to deny any claim, ever.
peabodyboy over 5 years ago
I wanna bite the hand that feeds me. I wanna bite that hand so badly. I want to make them wish they’d never seen me.—Elvis Costello