This would only work if the fabric was taken off before using. Not to mention it’s going to be a major PITA to remove!
Insert Tim Conway’s “Elephant Story” from the Carol Burnette Show here… ;-)
What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
Having to unpack a trunk every time it rains can be a nuisance.
No, no! The bottom half of the elephants leg is supposed to be converted to a Umbrella Stand one puts in the foyer!
can you imagine the amount you could “snort” like that?
It gives him a certain flair.
He won’t be forgetting this moment anytime soon.
You’ll never get it on the plane.
I’ve heard of “Up your nose with a rubber hose” but an umbrella?
If he has sinus problems he should try a steamer trunk.
OK, smart guy, now get it OUT!
Didn’t read the disclaimer, “For external use only”.
No, this isn’t your umbrella! It was left behind by some fool who couldn’t close it!
Thyey say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck. What about in nose?
“…dancing the Merengue on it and the elephant said…”
The British call it a bumbersnoot.
@RGJUUL, It is best that that elephant snorfled the umbrella, and not The Resident’s Orange bird’s nest, It could’ve chocked to death with that thing
That was really funny but i really laughed at the dentist skit where he shot the novacain in his hand.
“I guess now it looks really stupid.”
ah HAH!…So….THAT’S what happened to that umbrella Corp. Bonespurs discarded before he tried to enter the plane with it up..
lunatic03867 over 5 years ago
This would only work if the fabric was taken off before using. Not to mention it’s going to be a major PITA to remove!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
Insert Tim Conway’s “Elephant Story” from the Carol Burnette Show here… ;-)
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Having to unpack a trunk every time it rains can be a nuisance.
dwane.scoty1 over 5 years ago
No, no! The bottom half of the elephants leg is supposed to be converted to a Umbrella Stand one puts in the foyer!
donwalter over 5 years ago
can you imagine the amount you could “snort” like that?
J Short over 5 years ago
It gives him a certain flair.
over 5 years ago
He won’t be forgetting this moment anytime soon.
Kabana_Bhoy over 5 years ago
You’ll never get it on the plane.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
I’ve heard of “Up your nose with a rubber hose” but an umbrella?
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
If he has sinus problems he should try a steamer trunk.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
OK, smart guy, now get it OUT!
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Didn’t read the disclaimer, “For external use only”.
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
No, this isn’t your umbrella! It was left behind by some fool who couldn’t close it!
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Thyey say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck. What about in nose?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
“…dancing the Merengue on it and the elephant said…”
osceola over 5 years ago
The British call it a bumbersnoot.
sufamelico over 5 years ago
@RGJUUL, It is best that that elephant snorfled the umbrella, and not The Resident’s Orange bird’s nest, It could’ve chocked to death with that thing
fstop8 over 5 years ago
That was really funny but i really laughed at the dentist skit where he shot the novacain in his hand.
Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago
“I guess now it looks really stupid.”
Skylark over 5 years ago
ah HAH!…So….THAT’S what happened to that umbrella Corp. Bonespurs discarded before he tried to enter the plane with it up..