Ahhhh…..Cindy Crawford……she truly is a beauty(in my memories)……not only did she never have to potty, i have it on good authority(my fevered imagination) her “sweat” has the sent of lavender, cinnamon, and freshly printed $100.00 bills……
On the old Mary Tyler Moore show, there was a scene where Ted talked about mundane aspects of Mary’s life, she cooks, she cleans, she takes out the garbage . . . at that point, Murry, who was always in love with Mary, sighed, smiled, and said, “Somehow, I can’t picture Mary as even HAVING garbage”.
“Cindy Crawford never goes potty” sounds very much like that same feeling.
tejanolasereyes over 5 years ago
Ahhhh…..Cindy Crawford……she truly is a beauty(in my memories)……not only did she never have to potty, i have it on good authority(my fevered imagination) her “sweat” has the sent of lavender, cinnamon, and freshly printed $100.00 bills……
sirbadger over 5 years ago
There were some perverts who wished that it was true.
Buzzworld over 5 years ago
The check is in the mail, I’m from the government, I’m here to help.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sure, it’s all processed and packaged and filled with artificial flavors and coloring, but it’s still comforting.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
There are no space aliens visiting Earth.
Fuzzy Kombu over 5 years ago
Um, ewww?
YatInExile over 5 years ago
Go back to his innocent youth? I think he’s still there.
Rev Phnk Ey over 5 years ago
Santa Claus. Or how about life after death.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
Love “naked horse hooey”.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 5 years ago
Airline stewardesses were Goddesses who wanted to take me home and seduce me.
JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago
IT"S NOT TRUE? Life is over…
billswingle over 5 years ago
“Cindy Crawford never goes…” Hilarious! Berkeley is a master at his craft!
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Cindy never needed to go potty back when I was dating her.
Airbender over 5 years ago
Glad to see Frank back. He always seems to bring things into perspective.
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
Can’t believe nobody brought up Jonathan Swift’s little ditty about Celia………
wirepunchr over 5 years ago
If she didn’t go potty then she didn’t do it in the woods! ;-}
Bohica Premium Member over 5 years ago
On the old Mary Tyler Moore show, there was a scene where Ted talked about mundane aspects of Mary’s life, she cooks, she cleans, she takes out the garbage . . . at that point, Murry, who was always in love with Mary, sighed, smiled, and said, “Somehow, I can’t picture Mary as even HAVING garbage”.
“Cindy Crawford never goes potty” sounds very much like that same feeling.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
So, what is this? Is Frank’s remedy to believe in your own self-lies? Not helping!
eric.franz.petras over 5 years ago
Frank looks like Gordon Ramsey. But amiable.
stephenf over 5 years ago
Frank is an absolutely wonderful construct. He’s the Great Leveler in a time when we need leveling.
Harlen Premium Member 7 months ago
Nice to see Frank join Frazz in the favored custodian role.