This is actually very sad, when you think about it. Especially as it was just Veteran’s Day, it struck me as a portrayal of a vet with PTSD, who’s fed up with his medical condition and is choosing to give up on life.
Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their words had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how brightTheir frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sightBlind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.Do not go gentle into that good night.Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Four common effects of smoking – Lung Cancer, COPD, Stroke, and in men, Bladder Cancer. Guess how they access the bladder to treat the cancer? Go ahead, light up another one. . . .
In one of Richard Pryor’s routines, he talked about John Wayne, and said, “John Wayne kicked Death’s ass TWICE!” Clearly, Old Man Johnson has been inspired.
Ethan Allen ( The General not the furniture store) “General, I fear the angels are waiting for you.”: “Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well, g*dd*m ‘em, let ’em wait.”
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Offer to trade a…. and a bottle of whisky for the gun.
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
I assume he is dying of lung cancer.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Good for you, OMJ. Now you can die from smoking in bed.
Dirty Dragon over 5 years ago
Wackos with guns and explosives in their own home, and the intent to use them?
Somehow, the humor escapes me here.
santa72404 over 5 years ago
Mr. Johnson must of known Guard Duck.
Bilan over 5 years ago
I don’t suppose we can take out an insurance policy on a cartoon character?
knight1192a over 5 years ago
The firepower is to keep his kids from putting him in a nursing home.
sirbadger over 5 years ago
If he is planning to eat bacon before he dies, pig might want to leave.
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
‘Rage, rage against the coming of the night.’
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Old man Johnson: a devote NRA member
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 5 years ago
Guard Duck is going to want those grenades back, if they aren’t used at the end.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Okay, Grim Reaper, come at me, bro!
over 5 years ago
Would be best to sleep outside for the night, Pig.
blunebottle over 5 years ago
This is actually very sad, when you think about it. Especially as it was just Veteran’s Day, it struck me as a portrayal of a vet with PTSD, who’s fed up with his medical condition and is choosing to give up on life.
Can’t find any humour in this one.
PICTO over 5 years ago
I would like to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying like the passengers in the car he was driving.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
He’s ready to take on the Death Panels!
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
The options are blow yourself up or burn the house down.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Dylan Thomas (whoever he was)
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Pretty sure you can’t shoot or blow up death.
mdherring65 over 5 years ago
Call in the Guard Duck!
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Pig with the look on Mr Johnson’s face he is no where near ready to go. Being that Veteran’s day was just yesterday this arch was poorly timed :-(
FassEddie over 5 years ago
He’s got one of them rifles with the foldable stock.
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
Looks like a human version of Guard Duck, especially with the helmet.
Jon Schutter over 5 years ago
Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their words had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how brightTheir frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sightBlind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.Do not go gentle into that good night.Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
-Dylan Thomas
jonesbeltone over 5 years ago
Need a fifth of whiskey to complete the portrait.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, time to leave, Pig
rshive over 5 years ago
Death’s not gonna creep up on him, anyway.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
.. And there is only one thing we say to death, “Not today”
The Handsome Raspberry over 5 years ago
Why is he wearing both pajamas and a war helmet? that confuses me
sailor956 over 5 years ago
Needs a bottle of Whiskey.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Do not go gently into the night, but go out with a bang.
dadlivonia over 5 years ago
Dylan Thomas would be sooooo proud
Bruce1253 over 5 years ago
Four common effects of smoking – Lung Cancer, COPD, Stroke, and in men, Bladder Cancer. Guess how they access the bladder to treat the cancer? Go ahead, light up another one. . . .
Nick Danger over 5 years ago
In one of Richard Pryor’s routines, he talked about John Wayne, and said, “John Wayne kicked Death’s ass TWICE!” Clearly, Old Man Johnson has been inspired.
skipper1992 over 5 years ago
And well he shouldn’t. Make Death work for it.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
I came into this world screaming and kicking, I hope I go out the same way.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Attaboy, Old Man Johnson! Go out fighting! Make the Grim Reaper work for his trophy.
cdgar over 5 years ago
Call Guard Duck to subdue this guy.
cosman over 5 years ago
Don’t kno about y’all, but i’m gonna cheat Death, & get caught up in the Rapture !
Pogo Premium Member over 5 years ago
Dylan Thomas is vindicated!
tony_n_jen2003 about 4 years ago
Ethan Allen ( The General not the furniture store) “General, I fear the angels are waiting for you.”: “Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well, g*dd*m ‘em, let ’em wait.”
dpflyer1 about 3 years ago
Old man Johnson is a badass. I like him.
alantain 5 months ago
All I can say is, the Grim Reaper better be wearing a cup!