Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 28, 2018

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      over 5 years ago

    Besides, you always manage to surpass zero.

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Besides, everyone knows that One is the loneliest number.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    One is the loneliest number. AND the LCD

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    “Hey, here comes that vector function!” “NORM!” “NORM!” “NORM!” “NORM!”…

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Everyone should have one friend that they can always count on.

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    AlanM  over 5 years ago

    Not always, just half the time.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 5 years ago

    Very rarely, actually. And anyone who can’t add halves and integers in their head after the age of six is pretty… challenged, shall we say.

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    He shouldn’t be moping, he needs to enjoy himself while he’s still in his prime.

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    smgray  over 5 years ago

    Having fun by the numbers?

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 5 years ago

    9’s just waiting for 6

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    NaturLvr  over 5 years ago

    One is the loneliest number.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But you’re dressed to the nines! I’m just too two to have any confidence.

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    jel354  over 5 years ago

    The lowest even.

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    frtuck47  over 5 years ago

    Right!!! Two is only the lcd in two cases the same as any prime. I believe the author might have been going for Least common factor, which would have put quite a different spin on things – friendships, love relationships, and anywhere emotional involvement occurs.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    At least you’re not odd.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sez the guy who’s all squared away.

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