Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 12, 2018

They don’t?

I bet he doesn’t think cake for breakfast is okay either.

Darn it! Guess I have to find something else for breakfast this morning!

Why the hell not?! Okay, it may cause sudden outbursts, but you should be glad it was from the talking end.

There is always a catch.

What about Blueberry Pancakes? 2 large eggs. 1 cup milk. 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, optional. 3 tablespoons melted butter or vegetable oil. 1 1/2 cups GF All-Purpose Flour. 3/4 teaspoon salt. 2 teaspoons baking powder. 2 tablespoons sugar. Blueberries Blueberries!

The “chocolate sea salt probiotic gluten free granola” just might count.

How about “Little Chocolate Donuts?”

LIFE HACK. Oatmeal is a healthy alternative, but don’t forget the brown sugar, maple syrup and chocolate chips.

I love the eyechart.

At this point we may be reduced to eating nothing but twigs and dirt! (And kale!)

WHAT??????

Oatmeal, cranberry and walnuts no bake cookies have all the major food groups in them, yum.